10 Funny SMS

In the Year 2050,
Father Angrily to
His Kid – “I Told you
a Hundred Times,
You Were Only BORN,
Not DOWNLOADED.”

Why does a Blonde
keep empty beer bottles
in her fridge?
They are for
those who don’t drink…..

Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now…
Sorry I am leaving now, I can’t find a brain

A successful man is one who makes more money
Than his wife can spend.

Last night was my fault, my wife asked, what’s on the TV? And ….. I said, dust!

Teacher: ‘Hello Boys, Remember.. Nothing is impossible’
One Student: ‘Ok sir, U please take out all the toothpaste & put it back in the tube again’

Q: What’s the definition of irreconcilable differences?
A: When she’s melting down her wedding ring to cast it into a bullet.

Of loving beauty
you float with grace
If only you
could hide your face

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
That everyone should have a friend like you….
Why should only I suffer!

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home.