Funny SMS

Q: Do u know y in a couple’s photo
man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: Coz as per balance sheet, Liabilities r on d
Left Side & Assets on d Right!

Tom : How should I convey the
news to my father that I’ve failed?

David: You just send a telegram:
Result declared, past year’s performance repeated.

I wrote your name on sand,
it got washed.

I wrote your name in air,
it was blown away.

I wrote your name on my heart &
i got Heart Attack.

Our friendship means a lot to me.
U cry i cry.
U laugh i laugh.
U jump out of the window
I look down & then
I laugh again

Man 1:
“I m Always Delighted
When People Stick Their
Noses In My

Man 2:
“Why, What Do You Do?”

Man 1:
“i’ve A Company, Make
Tissue Papers …” ;->

What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
Everyone Knows
“The Mercedes bends” ;->

Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh! sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…

If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
If you need money.

Man: Doctor ! My Son has swallowed a key.
Doctor: When ?
Man: Three Months Ago
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Man: We were using duplicate key

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
still searching….
NO BRAIN found…!

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
Disturbing you…

I send you this fish
as a sign of our
take care of it, Keep it
in your mobile.
Daily put your mobile in water,
So that this fish won’t die.

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one student.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

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