Do You Know What Pakistan Means?
Let Me Tell You
P – Perfect
A – Aimitious
K – Kool
I – Islamic
S – Super
T – Talented
A – Able
N – Nation
You are a DOG…
Kyon Bura laga na?
Bura Mat Mano Yaar.
D – Don
O – Of
G – Girls
Now You are Smiling…
You Naughty DOG.
Lay Biscuit Kha!
“More Clear than Water”,
“More Pure than Gold”,
“More Sweet than Honey”,
So Thank You for Sharing God’s Beautiful Gift With Me…
School – A Place Where Papa Pays ‘n Son plays.
Life Insurance – A Contract That Keeps You Poor All Your Life So That You
Can Die Rich.
Nurse – A Person Who Wakes You Up To Give You Sleeping Pills.
Father – A Banker Provided By Nature.
Experience – The Name Men Give To Their Mistakes.
Atom Bomb – An Invention To End All Inventions.
Smile – A Curve That Can Set A Lot Of Things Straight.
Compromise – The Art Of Dividing A Cake In Such A Way That Everybody
Believes He Got The Biggest Piece.
Tears – The Hydraulic Force By Which Masculine Willpower Is Defeated By Feminine Water Power.
Tears – The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Politician – One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Philosopher – A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead
P.H.D – Perfect Healthy Dream girl
Office – A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Nurse – A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills