SMS, Text Messages

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Funny Text SMS

Heres a little hug for you to make you smile when youre blue, to make you happy if youre sad, to let you know life aint so bad!

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.

See the sky you’ll see God’s face,
See the rain you will dance once again,
See the moon you will see the depth of lake.
Now see the mirror and youll see the god cutest mistake.

Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.

U call it madness, bt i call it love.

2 love and be loved is 2 feel da sun 4rm both sides.

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.

Respectable people do not write music or make love as a career.

To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead.

Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.

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That love at first sight should happen to me,
Was life’s most delicious revenge on a self-opinionated fool.

I’m tired of love; i’m still more tired of rhyme; but money gives me pleasure all the time.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.

Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.

I don’t trust or love anyone. Because people are so creepy. Creepy creepy creeps. Creeping around. Creeping here and creeping there. Creeping everywhere. Crippity crappity creepies.

If a smile could be a rain drop i would wish that it keeps raining throughout ur life so that there may be no place for tears in ur life.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have,
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.

It is impossible to love and be wise.

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10 Funny SMS

1 should always be in love. That is the reason 1 should never marry.

I love mickey mouse more than any woman i have ever known.

The sincerest love is the love of food.

The human brain is most outstanding thing.
It functions 24hrs 365 days..
It functions right from the time u r born.
Until you fall in love

Ur d angel who i cherish so dearly
In tis heart of mine,
D 1 who makes my day brighter,
By making my whole world shine..!

A proof that experience is of no use, is that the end of one love does not prevent us from beginning another.

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell.

When nites r long and frens r few…
I sit alone n think of ya…
With lovely heart and silent tear…
All i wish is u to be here…miss ya..!!!

Life is nothing without love,
Love is emotion & kiss is practical,
Don’t get emotional, yar just b practical
So stop loving and start kissing.

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10 Funny Text SMS

A woman has got 2 love a bad man once r twice in her life 2 b thankful for a good one

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.

Many a man has fallen in love with a girl in a light so dim he would not have chosen a suit by it.

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time i leave a man i keep his house.

Love is the magician that pulls man out of his own hat

The bravest thng that men do is luv women

I opened an account 4u at the universal bank of god’s blessings & deposited 365 days full of of love, faith, joy & fulfilment …! Enjoy withdrawing them

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Funny Text Messages

Life without ur sms is tea w/o sugar, coffee w/o milk, bread w/o butter, salad w/o onion, candy w/o cream, chicken w/o spice, ice cream w/o ice, me w/o u!

Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

1 word frees us of all da weight and pain of life, that word is love.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.

The only true love is love at first sight; second sight dispels it.

I may not be a clock that may text you 24hrs a day but my heart will be like a clock that will not stop caring & saying u r always remembered. Take care

H.o.l.l.a.n.d. – hope our love lasts and never dies.
I.t.a.l.y. – i trust and love you.
L.i.b.y.a. – love is beautiful; you also.
F.r.a.n.c.e. – friendships remain and

I always think about u.
I can’t live without u.
I really need u.
I’m totally mad about u.
I just wanna be with u.
I’m crazy 4 u.
I wanna marry u.
I love u.
My neighbour say all this to me

I have learned more about love, selflessness and human understanding in this great adventure in the world of aids than i ever did in the cut-throat, competitive world in which i spent my life.

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.

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