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Such a sweet taste when your lips press firmly against mine. One on one we become. We now breathe as one.

A kiss is the torch from which all love burns.

If you are ever in doubt as to whether to kiss a pretty girl, always give her the benefit of the doubt. – Thomas Carlyle

Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk.

Soon, yes soon, we’ll have our chance,
To embrace each other in love’s dance.
A dance which i’ll take her hand and show,
The love she’s yet to know.
And yes, we’ll know it with that kiss,
The first look of tender bliss.
The hug and warm embrace will say it all,
The fear and doubts we’ve had will fall,
Fall from the precipice into the abyss,
With that first sweet tender kiss. – P. Bere

Darling! I love u..
U r so far
I miss u…
Really I miss u…
Bcoz I want 2 kiss u!………

A kiss is just a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.

Love is neat; love is sweet; when two lips meet, love is complete.

The worst thing a man can ever do is kiss me on the first date. – Halle Berry

I kissed her hard and held her tight and tried to open her lips; they were closed tight. – Ernest Hemingway

GALILEO : great mind.
EINSTEIN : genius mind.
NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.
STEVE JOBS: brilliant mind.
YOU : Never mind.

My darling,
My lover,
My beautiful wife,
Marrying you really messed up my life…

From Mon to Sun,
From Jan to Dec,
From birth till my death,
My feelings for u have never changed.
For me, you’ve always been
……….a headache!.

Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you,
Snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you…..
Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss U!.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I’m good at telling lies!
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot,
This describes everything you are not!

Government has introduced a new rule…
Good looking people should be thrown out of country!!! U r safe..oh! No where should I Hide???.

Your face looks like you’ve been using it as a doorstop.

Anybody who told you to be yourself simply couldn’t have given you worse advice…

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,
Monkey like u should b kept in the zoo,
Dont get angry ull find me there too,
Not in the cage but laughing at u. Ha! Ha! Ha!

Today, tommorow and yesterday
There will be one heart that would
Always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own, Stupid!!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl’s empty and so is your head.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty..
So the world needs YOU after all!

Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
Ur face
Ur style
Ur nature
Ur smile
Ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free HORROR film.

I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

Last night a monster came in to my dream.
He said – I want to disturb some good person.
I suggested him your name.
He said – I cannot disturb my boss.

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people.

Have u seen an idiot wrapped in plastic cover?
No…???
Quickly see your driving license.

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – Your face.

How to keep a fool entertained
*press down*
……???..???..
…… ?………????
How to keep a fool entertained
*press up*.

Diffrence between fate n stupidity:
If ur father is poor,
Then its ur fate,
If ur father-in-law is poor,
It’s ur stupidity..!!

I’ve been arrested for being the ugliest person in the USA.
Can u plz come down to the police station and show them it’s a mistake?

When I look at the sun I c u!
When I look at the moon I c u!
When I look at the sea I c u…
Well get out of my way!

Hey U Know
Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck
otherwise just tell April Foooooll.

i m sending this fool msg
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”APRIL FOOL”

Yes, today I am here to wish you Happy April Fool’s Day
And let me admit that I am happy today.
I am Happy Today because:
When many peoples are lying and making April Fool, I haven’t lied.
When many peoples are cheating, I haven’t cheated anyone.
When almost everyone is hurting by false stuff, I haven’t hurt anyone.

I wish you to be Happy like me on This April Fools Day.

Cheese is Cheese,, Butter is butter
If u 4get me,, I will throw u in
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Rajput got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.

Someone Misses U..
Needs U,, Worries About U,, Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN THE ZOO

Fact 1: You cannot touch your lower lip with your tongue…
Fact 2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
Hahaha!!!!

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OK OK COOL.
I AGREE U R FOOL
Control urself
April fool wishes

This is MAGIC.
Press down 6times,
You can See your PHOTO
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Congrats! You are the First
April Fool of the year

Hello, this is GOD.
I make few bad creations but
You are the worst monster I ever realised.
My apologies on behalf of the whole world….

I”d love to ask how old you are,
But unfortunately I know you can”t count that high.

Ill ask a question, U should answer only by saying yes or no.
Here is the question… Do ur parents know that u r a mental patient???.

Those beautiful eyes,
That incredible body,
Such a brain,
A sexy mouth,
Nice smile ….
But that is enough about me,
Tell me how you are?.

Cellphone using is very Dangerous
&
It damages the Brain
But,
U R so Lucky,
No Brain.!
No Damage.!
No Problem.

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know who you are,
And once you know who you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

If I need brain transplantation I
Will prefer ur brain………
Don’t think u r genious.
I just wanted a brain which is never used before.

I’m at police station.
The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” .
I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
How long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them ur age.

I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz…
U r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Come on,
It’s just A
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Fact.

Listen, are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?.

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
AN IDIOT IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS…