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When the family collapses, it is the children that are usually damaged.
When it happens on a massive scale, the community itself is crippled.
President lyndon b. Johnson

Being heard is so close to being loved that for the average person, they are almost indistinguishable.
David augsburger

It is easier thing to be a lover than a husband, for the same
Reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than now and then.
Balzac

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

One of the great illusions of our time is that love is self-sustaining.
It is not. Love must be fed and nurtured, constantly renewed. That
Demands ingenuity and consideration, but first and foremost, it demands time.
David mace

Don’t marry the person you want to live with…
Marry the one you cannnot live without…
But whatever you do, you will regret it later..

A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. – anne taylor fleming

Love and commitment are rocks. Don’t let the running waters move your marriage rock.

One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. – judith viorst

If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books. – alan king

The honeymoon is over when the husband calls home to say he’ll be late for dinner and the answering machine says it is in the microwave.

Home Cooking: where many a man thinks his wife is.

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

Husband asks,
Do u know the meaning of WIFE?
It means…without information fighting everytime!
Wife on hearing this says,
It could also mean – with idiot for ever.

Marriage puts a ring on a woman’s finger and two under the man’s eyes.

Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house.

The goal in marriage is not to think alike, but to think together.

Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license.

A husband’s last words should always be ‘ok buy it’.

It is true that love is blind, but marriage is definitely an eye-opener.

Marriage: a word which should be pronounced “mirage.” – herbert spencer

Once a woman has forgiven her man, she must not reheat his sins for breakfast. – marlene dietrich

Behind every great man there is a surprised woman

A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he wants provided that his mother-in-law gets double. The man thinks for a moment and then says, “ok, give me a million dollars and beat me half to death.”

Prospective husband: do you have a book called ‘man, the master of women’?
Salesgirl: the fiction department is on the other side, sir.

Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside.

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain’t so hot. – minnie pearl
Love is grand; divorce a hundred grand.

Matrimony is a process by which a grocer acquired an account the florist had. – francis rodman

We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.

Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo…

The husband is the head of the family,
But
Wife is the neck of the family,
Which
Can turn the head any where she wants 😉

You know what i did before i married? Anything i wanted to!!

Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them.

A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. – helen rowland

There are two dilemmas that rattle the human skull: how do you hang on to someone who won’t stay? And how do you get rid of someone who won’t go?
The war of the roses

If the grass looks greener on the other side of the fence, it’s because
They take better care of it.

Marriage – an institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and the woman gets her masters.

They do not love who do not show their love.
William shakespeare

If you live to be a hundred, i want
To live to be a hundred minus one day,
So i never have to live without you.
Winnie the pooh

Like everything which is not the involuntary result of fleeting emotion but the creation of time and will, any marriage, happy or unhappy, is infinitely more interesting than any romance, however passionate.

Wasn’t marriage, like life, unstimulating and unprofitable and somewhat empty when too well ordered and protected and guarded. Wasn’t it finer, more splendid, more nourishing, when it was, like life itself, a mixture of the sordid and the magnificent; of mud and stars; of earth and flowers; of love and hate and laughter and tears and ugliness and beauty and hurt. – edna ferber,

May your joys be as deep as the ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.

Wedding rings: the world’s smallest handcuffs.

We must remember that we’re not teaching skills to equip me to get what i want
And you to get what you want. Instead we must focus on teaching skills that will equip
Us to keep our relationship, our “us-ness”, and our marriage alive.
Terry hargrave

For a marriage to have any chance, every day at least six things should go unsaid.

Bride: a woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.

I dreamed of a wedding of elaborate elegance,
A church filled with family and friends.
I asked him what kind of a wedding he wished for,
He said one that would make me his wife.

Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.

Think not because you are now wed
That all your courtship’s at an end.
~antonio hurtado de mendoza

A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into thousand pieces while a woman’s silence can give a man a thousand moments of peace…

The question is asked, “is there anything more
Beautiful in life than a young couple clasping hands
And pure hearts in the path of marriage? Can there be
Anything more beautiful than young love?”
And the answer is given. “yes, there is a more
Beautiful thing. It is the spectacle of an old man and an
Old woman finishing their journey together on that path.
Their hands are gnarled, but still clasped; their faces are
Seamed, but still radiant; their hearts are physically
Bowed and tired, but still strong with love and devotion for
One another. Yes, there is a more beautiful thing than
Young love. Old love.”

Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.