Best Sms Of Marriage


The man who says his wife can’t take a joke, forgets that she took him – oscar wilde

Hail wedded love, mysterious law, true source of human offspring”

In the opinion of the world, marriage ends all, as it does in a comedy. The truth is precisely the opposite: it begins all. – anne sophie swetchine

The way to hold a husband is to keep him a little jealous; the way to lose him is to keep him a little more jealous. – h.l. mencken

When two people are under the influence of the most violent, most insane, most delusive, and most transient of passions, they are required to swear that they will remain in that excited, abnormal, and exhausting condition continuously until death do them part. – g.b. shaw, getting married, 1908

The grass looks greener . . . But it’s astroturf.

Wife: the perfect acquisition for any gentleman feeling himself to have excessive control over his personal affairs.

Honolulu – it’s got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife’s mother.

Husband: “when i’m gone you’ll never find another man like me.”
Wife replied: “what makes you think i’d want another man like you!”

Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. – charles caleb colton

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