10 Funny Sms In Hindi

*After failing in IITJEE*
normal students- papa mat maaro agli baar ho jayega
me- papa itna maro ki agli baar handicapped quota se ho jaye.

Today traffic police is proactive early morning, on my way saw a cop stopping a girl:
Cop: Licence dikhao
Girl: Dekh kar delete kar dena

Saturday Mornings:

Other people: Parathe khayenge. Mall chalte hai.
Me: Kaamwali bai nahi aayi. Makdi ke jaale saaf karne padenge.

customer care: hello ma’am, we have this exclusive package for you. kya aap apne do minute de sakti hai? girl: abhi ni, mom hai. call later.

“Aur beta, suna hai khana acha bana leti ho?”
“Haan aunty, aur chutiya bhi”

Me: What? Are you mad?
Friend: This sounds unbelievable but it’s true, a girl in Mumbai has posted a pic of her on Insta with no filters

Friend – You can save phone battery by turning off internet.

Me – Jab internet band rakhna hai to battery bachaake kya karunga bc?

Waiter : I have Fever

Doctor : Ok I am writing you some medicines take them with some water.

Waiter : Sir Regular water or Mineral Water ?

” गलतफ़हमी की इंतहा तो देखो…
पत्नी, पति से नाराज़ होकर बात नहीँ कर रही और
सोचती है
वह पति को
” सजा ” दे रही है . .

गर्ल ~ पहले से बहुत पतला हो गया ,ऐसा क्या खाता है आजकल ?
बॉय ~ धोखे