Funny Text Messages In Hindi


Jab tum haste ho to lagta hai k insaan pehle bander tha,
plz ghussa nahi hona kyonke jub tum ghussa hote ho to lagta hai insaan aaj bhi bander hai

Girl- Plz send me some good jokes.
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Boy- Main padhai kar raha hun…
After 2 min.
Girl- Kya hua, send some more jokes.

Negro died & reachd heaven !
ANGEL-Who are u?
NEGRO-(to impress)m Leonardo (TITANIC HERO)
ANGEL gets cnfusd & askd othr angel:
aby TITANIC DUBA THA YA JALA THA?

Narad Muni dharti par BEER pene aya.
12 botal pilane ke baad waiter bola:
Aapko chadti kyun nahi..?
Narad Muni: MAIN BHAGWAN HOO.
Waiter: Chad gayi Na!

Shunty : Insaan ko zindagi mein koi bhi problem ho to
kiske paas jaana chaahiye?
Bunty : Kisaan ke paas.
Shunty : Kyon?
Bunty : Uske paas HAL hota hai.

Pappu pravachan sun ke ghar aaya
aur apni biwi ko godh mein utha liya.
Biwi: Pravachan mein romance sikhaya hai kya?
Pappu : Nahi, pravachan mein kaha ki apne dukhon ko khud uthaao.

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