THE MOST PAINFUL MOMENTS IN COLLEGE LIFE..:
1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…
Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u…
I really dont know what to say
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie
thanks for trusting me
DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS MEANT BY ———-MOBILE——-
so now lets START
Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity – Loving & caring
Duty – To love
Experience – Not reqiured.
Salary – Never Ending Love.
Joining – Immediately.
Are you interested…
Some of the best moments in Life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside
THinking about the person you love
A long drive on a calm road
Finiding money in ur old jeans just when u need it
Holding hands with a friend Getting a hug from
Someone who loves u
Wishing u all these Best Moments in ur life
The best cosmetics in life-
TRUTH – for lips..
PITY – for eyes..
CHARITY – for hands..
SMILE – for face &
LOVE- for heart..
Use them well & make life Beautiful!
heartbeat are countless
spirits are ageless
dreams are endless
memories are timeless
and friend like u are useless
Our communication – Wireless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relation – Loveless
Our attitude – Careless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our arguments – Baseless
“Our bosses – hopeless”
Our Salary – Veryless
10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4. Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER
If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning…
Dormitory = Dirty Room
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
Election Results = Lies lets recount
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..
study = don’t fail
don’t study = fail
adding eq 1&2
study+don’t study = fail+don’t fail
study(1+don’t) = fail(1+don’t)
study = fail.