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SMS Insult

Love+ship=Titanic
Dinosaur+Forest=Jurassic park
Arnold+Gun=Terminator
U+Ur smile=The mummy returns

do u remember Ur childhood? wen u went to a toy shop and asked shopkeeper – uncle how much cost of that monkey?…and shop keeper reply-that is a mirror my child..

21st Century Is Truly LIFELESS:
Communication: WIRELESS
Cooking: FIRE LESS
Youth: JOBLESS
This Msg: MEANINGLESS
Sender: PRICELESS
Reader: USELESS

which is the painful way of death? Poison, Murder, Accident!, Tsunami!!! Don’t worry. its simple very very simple. ‘ur smile’.

Plz Don’t Neglect This
Msg
A Poor Boy
Suffering From Mental
Disorder Needs Shock
Treatment
Plz Send Ur Photo
So That
He Gets The
PROPER SHOCK

A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF
GF(After Opening)
What D Hell Would I Do With Dis Diwali Rocket ?
BF : U Wanted Stars Na?
Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!

Cellphone using is very Dangerous
&
It damages the Brain
But,
U R so Lucky,
No Brain.!
No Damage.!
No Problem.!!!

Superman is Flying
Spider man is Jumping
Batman is Running
Hit man is Fighting
Gentleman is Sending SMS
Doberman is reading SMS
Ha Ha Ha.

Ha
Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Nothing,
I suddenly remembered Ur face..?
Oh my god..?
What a funny creation..

I’d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can’t count that high.

Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

Hi I M Dying To See You,
I Want To Meet You,
I Want To Talk To You Seriously
But What To Do ……………
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Stupid Gatekeeper Is Asking Me
Ticket To Enter The Zoo…

I Chased Love,
I Found Friendship,
I Chased Desires,
I Found Hopes,
I Chased Reality,
I Found Dreams,
I Chased A Monkey
I Found You…

Insult SMS Jokes

Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges r now calculated according 2 brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats you can make free calls!

2 devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said we want 2 disturb sum nice persons.
I suggest them yr name.
They said we can’t disturb our bosses.

U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

1 day a donkey looked in2 the mirror and said,
“Oh my ugly face, big nose” & killed himself.
Promise me you will not look in2 the mirror,
Bcoz I don’t wanna loose you!

Why do U think I SMS u ?
Is it because I care ? Or I miss u ?
Or I love u ? Or I need You ? No ! It’s b’coz…
I need a person for just time pass….

Think u r sitting in front of computer,
what will computer think…?
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‘Intel inside…,
‘mental outside..’

Life’s like a movie!
If u r sad- DRAMA,
If u r afraid- SUSPENSE,
If u r angry- ACTION,
If u look in mirror- COMEDY!
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Now u r smiling!
That’s- HORROR!! 😉

Sleeping duration
For women 5 hrs
For men 6 hrs
For children 7 hrs
For monkey 8 hrs
Hello my dear u r 8 hrs is over get up

A MAN IS WAITING FOR WOMEN
MOTHER FOR CHILDREN.
BUSINESS MAN FOR CUSTOMER
FARMERS FOR CROPS.
ONE MONKEY IS WAITING TO READ MY SMS…HA HA HA…….

Scientific Question For U.. How Does Blood Reach Ur Brain,,.. Simple.. Direction Of Liquid Is Always Towards The EMPTY SPACE.. Ha Ha Ha

I Like Grapes
Bcoz Its Boneless.
And I Like u
Bcoz…
u r Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Felt bad?
Cum‘on friend,
Its just A

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Fact.