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Hey friend remember that
without stupidity there can be no wisdom
& without ugliness there can be no beauty
so the world needs YOU after all!

Someone..
MISSES U..
NEEDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Where r u?
U r u not replying?
I m worried coz today’s paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey
has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.

When somebody who is deeply
in Love with you tells that
You are
cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
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“You are so beautiful”

Teacher : U failure !
At Ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at Ur age Hitler committed suicide

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.

Question: Why do men chase women
when they have no intention of marrying?
Answer: For the same reason dogs chase cars
when they have no intention of driving.

In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw the mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….

You=lovely
You=perfect
You=beautiful
You=amazing
You=sweet
You=cute
You=genius
You=fantastic
You=fabulous
Me=liar

If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn’t say Hi to folk, I’d say BOO!

Your face is such a mess, when you practice diving why don’t you make sure the pool has water in next time.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words

Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty..so the world needs YOU after all!

I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short Ur 100% MAD!!

GALILEO : great mind.
EINSTEIN : genius mind.
NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.
BILL GATES : brilliant mind.
YOU : Never mind.

Flowers dies
Stories ends
Songs fades
Memories r forgotten
All things comes 2 end
But people like u always remain 4ever
B’coz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!

Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change Ur finger!

What is the similar between “Baygon -spray” & “Body-spray”? If you Use Baygon spray you will die & If you Don’t use Body spray others will

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World……… So Plz start brushing regularly

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear and
a monkey is U dear.

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

This is Not Fair!

How Could U Do This?

Didn’t expect This From You!

Got a whole Channel On Ur Name And Didn’t Te|L Even Me?

“Animal Planet”

T H E
P R O B A B I L I T Y

O F

S O M E O N E

W A T C H I N G
~
Y O U

I S

P R O P O T I O N A L

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T O
T H E
S T U P I D I T Y

O F

UR
“A C T I O N”

I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch Ur lower lip with Ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!

I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!

Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend

1 day you’ll B surprised 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

u r a donkey
D = decent
o = outclass
n = nice
k = kind
e – excellent
y = young
if yes then sms me proud 2 be a DONKEY:)

Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!

Modern
Obedient
Nice
Kindly
Excellent
Young
Hey!That’s me.
Don’t b sad even Ur name is also there, read D 1st LETTER of every word.

it is psychologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys, monkeys, use their thumb to read messages. don’t change your finger now its to late !

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You … !!
Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person
Always Consider
Yourself A Beautiful Monkey…… =P ;->

Punctuate
The following
“i Am that stupid who is wasting time in punctuating the sentence in which sender asked me stupid”
Punctuate and resend to me

> > B A d L u C k < < I W a n t T o K i L L T h e B i g g e s t F o o L O f T h e W o r l d 'B u t' I D n t K n o w Y o u r A d d r e s s .=P;->

If someone Hurts You, Ignore it
If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it
If You can’t Forget, Laugh at it
If You can’t Laugh, You Deserve It

Y O u R
I N t E L Li G E n C E
i S
M y
c O m M o N
s E n S E . = P. . .;->

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart …
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that’s when U realize

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You’ve been listening 2
Ur i Pod !!

U Know what. . .

AM Telling u Tom
it’s
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SMELL.

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

There an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone there.. lions, tigers, and ape, but the meeting cant start because the monkey is reading this text

U r sweet like
TOM
Cute like
JERRY
Naughty like
BUGS BUNNY
Clever like
ALADDIN,
Strong like
POPEYE
IN SHORT

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You are going to yours, and I”m going to mine.
Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.
Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

2day i have not sent SMS 2 anybody Except U.
2day i have not thought about anybody Except U.
Because my policy is?
one day one fool…..!

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 Ur
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u…

Not Every Flower Can Represent Love,
But Rose Did It.
Not Every Tree Can Stand Thirst
But Cactus Did It.
Not Every Monkey Can Read SMS
But You Did It…

God Granted Me One Wish.
I Asked For World Peace,
He Said Its Impossible Please Ask For Something Else.
I Asked Him To Make You Intelligent,
He Said Wait Let Me Try World Peace…

Scientists all over the world r wondering,
how long a human being can live without brain.
Please tell them Ur age.

Yesterday Was An International Day For The Mentally Disabled.
Please Send An Encouraging Message To A Mentally Disabled Friend,
As I Have Done…

sometimes my mind asks….
why?
I MISS YOU
why?
I CARE FOR YOU
why?
I REMEMBER YOU

then… My heart answered….
its simple….
‘BECAUSE FOOLS NEED MORE CARE…!:)

News:
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3 Chimps escaped from the zoo…
1 was caught watching TV…
another taking bath in swimming pool and
the third one was caught reading this text message.

Everything has a day…
Every pet has a day…
Every fool too has a day!
Hope you might have enjoyed your day!