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Exam SMS

The probability of a topic coming in exam increases exponentially, if one decides to leave the topic completely.

Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : “only exam days”

To accomplish great things, We must not only act, But also dream, Not only plan but also believe, Best wishes for your exam.

My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, is this love? GOD replied, dear, result is near.

A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, “Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I’ll study.

According to newton’s 4th law for exams every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam.
join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees. SAY NO TO EXAMS.

All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

Rain of summer, snow of winter, grace of autumn, glory of spring, May beauty of every season give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile. May God succeed u in every exams of ur life.

Exams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DON’T CARE !!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Exams!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question

Category: Exam SMS

Cool SMS

1.loving frnd avoiding u without reason.
2.HOD sitting near u during college tour.
3.Dear ones suddenly stopped msging u
4.10 mark bit asked for just 2 marks.
5.frnd calling on b’day n not wishing.
6.deleting dis msg without forwarding it to ur loving frnds…

Do you know that a simple HELLO can be so sweet?
H: How r u?
E: Everything all right?
L: Like to c u.
L: Love 2 hear from u
O: Obviouslly miss u…

I really dont know what to say
Nothing I guess
Because anything that comes out of my mind,
you interpret to a lie
thanks for trusting me

E=every where
so now lets START

Vacancy Post-True Friend.
Eligiblity – Loving & caring
Duty – To love
Experience – Not reqiured.
Salary – Never Ending Love.
Joining – Immediately.
Are you interested…

Some of the best moments in Life:-
Lying in bed listening to the rain outside
THinking about the person you love
A long drive on a calm road
Finiding money in ur old jeans just when u need it
Holding hands with a friend Getting a hug from
Someone who loves u
Wishing u all these Best Moments in ur life

The best cosmetics in life-

TRUTH – for lips..
PITY – for eyes..
CHARITY – for hands..
SMILE – for face &
LOVE- for heart..
Use them well & make life Beautiful!

heartbeat are countless
spirits are ageless
dreams are endless
memories are timeless
and friend like u are useless

Our communication – Wireless
Our telephone – Cordless
Our cooking – Fireless
Our youth – Jobless
Our food – Fatless
Our labour – Effortless
Our conduct – Worthless
Our relation – Loveless
Our attitude – Careless
Our feelings – Heartless
Our politics – Shameless
Our education – Valueless
Our arguments – Baseless
“Our bosses – hopeless”
Our Salary – Veryless

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..

1. save time.
2. can sleep well.
3. Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4. Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5. Can eat in any restaurant..
6. No boring sms in the middle of night..
7. Can talk with all gals..
8. U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9. Can go anywhere with any one..
10. Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..

BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER

If you rearrange these letters it gives the same meaning…

Dormitory = Dirty Room
Astronomer = Moon starer
The eyes = They see
Election Results = Lies lets recount
Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
Eleven plus two = Twelve plus one..

study = don’t fail

don’t study = fail

adding eq 1&2

study+don’t study = fail+don’t fail

taking common

study(1+don’t) = fail(1+don’t)

study = fail.

Category: Cool SMS

Cool SMS

What is wrong with your cell?
Tried calling lots of times. Every time I dialed your number-the operator says, “The subscriber you are dialing is a monkey. Please call Zoo for details.”

The sky falling down, the whole world is on fire the smell of burning is strong on my mind everywhere i turn i see ruin and destruction one man taking another life.
don,t ask me how but somehow i know mankind still has to go for miles.

one day Love and friendship met. Love asked-when i already exist why are you here? friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!” Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good.

As it is promised by the wind, As it is tendered in the heart, As it is written across the sky Love makes all things possible. Love is hope’s shining star. Happiness is not in our circumstances, but in ourselves. It is not something we see, like a rainbow, or feel, like the heat of a fire. Happiness is something we are.

When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, When my boss takes a long time, He is thorough, When I do something without being told, I am trying to be smart, When my boss does the same, He takes the initiative, When I please my boss, I am apple polishing, When my boss pleases his boss, He is cooperating, When I do well, My boss never remembers, When I do wrong, He never forgets.

What If You Gave Someone A Gift, And They Neglected To Thank You For It… Would You Be Likely To Give Them Another?
Life Is The Same Way, In Order To Attract More Of The Blessings That Life Has To Offer, You Must Truly Appreciate What You Already Have…

Never mind people when they say you’re mad, cause they always mean to say that you
M = make
A = a
D = difference.

Never define 2 things in life…
1 is LOVE….U never know who LOVEs u n how deeply…..

2 is FRIEND……..
coz U never know how deeply 1 cares about u….

Life’s Most Deepest Feelings Are Often Express In Silence …
The One Who Can Read Volumes From Your Silence …
Is Your True
Companion … (:

“The taste of water can be enjoyed only whn V r thirsty …
Same way,
The affection of true persons will b known whn V r alone…”

An interseting fct abt AUGUST2009:
this august has
5 saturdays,
5 sundays and
5 mondays..
Al in one month.
It happens once in 823 years.

4 Blessed ways of living:
Look back & Thank God.
Look forward & Trust God
Look around & Serve God.
Look within & Find God..!!

I have a new Kodak camera
ur snap please…
don”t move
smile 🙂
ohh ho
those who live in ones heart cant have a snap!!!

Today is ‘Frankly speaking day’
1. Lover name
2. True frnd
3. Ambition
4. One thing that i should change in me
5. Memorable day
6. About me

M ‘waiting’. Reply soon…

Category: Cool SMS

Cool SMS

u seem to be much careless now days… always leaving your things here and there, c what have u done now u just came in my mind and left a smile on my face…

Only the open heart receives LOVE, Only the open mind receives WISDOM, Only the open hand receives GIFTS and… Only the CUTE 1″s receive MESSAGES From ME!

Look at the sky & see gods glory. Look at the moon & see gods wonder. Look at the mirror & see gods Blunder… Just kidding! Hope I made you smile. Have a nice day!

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

If love is water, I’ll give u the ocean. If kisses are spaces, I’ll give u the universe… If heat was your love & care, how I wish the sun was beside me…

How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistent not persistent; 3. understand but don’t demand; 4. share & never b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain.

9 lessons in life: Learn 2 care, learn 2 smile, learn 2 cry, learn 2 give, learn 2 forgive, learn to share, learn to trust, learn 2 love & learn 2 SMS me DAILY…!!!

Relationship is “not how long u have been together” not how much love given or relieved, not how many times u have helped each other! it is how u value 1 another.

Take a deep breath, Stand near the window, Look at the sky, There will be two stars twinkling brightly, u know what they are???? They are my eyes always taking care of U..

Friendship is a little more trust, a little less try, a little more laugh, a little less cry, a little more love, a little less fight, a little more WE & a little less I.

In sky you can dug a hole, you can invent a white coal, you can use sun for a goal, you can count stars as whole but you can’t imagine my feelings when your sms knock my soul.

A rupee is easy 2 earn… but a smile is hard 2 find… rupee loses its value…
smile increases its worth.. i lost a rupee when i sms u… but who cares! i won ur smile…

Feel The Difference
A Job Is Something U Do For Money. A Career Is Something U Do Based On An Inner Desire & Motivation “Chase Ur Passion, Not Ur Pension”

Category: Cool SMS

Cool SMS

A perfect gift 4 U Absolutely no cost no batteries required non-taxable silent performance extremely personal fully returnable it’s a SMILE 4 U.

3 tips 2 play a safe life game : dnt make promises when ur in joy, don’t talk wen u r sad, dnt take decision wen u r angry . Think twice, act wise . . .

Learn to Love d people who r willing to Love u at present, 4get d people d past and Thank them 4hurting u which let u to Love d people u have rite now!

Relationship is like a garden. It’s beautiful when watered with Love, hug, tears & cheers. But it dries up if left untouched… So keep in touch always!

It is scientifically proved that sugar can dissolve in water,so please don’t go outside when it is raining, cuz u r the sweetest in the whole world.

Talk 2 me wen I’m Bored, B with me wen i’m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen i’m Sick, Don’t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen I’m ALIVE.

Memories play a confusing role. They make u laugh when u remember the time u cried together. But make u cry when u remember the time u laughed together.

If u drop me I’ll break, If u hold me I’ll shake, If u need me I’ll hurry, If u don’t call me I’ll worry, If u hurt me I’ll cry But If u leave me I’ll die.

Genuine People r those, who r without hesitation, remember without limitations, forgive without any explanations & love even with little communication.

Sweet person deserves sweetness, Great person deserves Greatness, Sincere person deserves Sincerity, Lovely person deserves Love… You deserve all…

I’m getting married next month. There would be a small party and Only a few people will be invited. Don’t bring any gift. Just bring someone to – Marry Me!

Never get tired of doing little things to others,bcoz sometimes those little things may mean so much to them. That’s why I won’t get tired of sending my sms to u.

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG, is HONEST. A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE. A person who surrenders even if he’s RITE, is a HUSBAND ;->

Golden Facts of Life:- When someone loves U, U don’t realize it…When U realize it,Its too late,U always love the one who leaves U & Leave the one who loves U…

Category: Cool SMS