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April Fool SMS

When March goes on forever, And Aprils twice as long, Who gives a damn if spring has come, As long as winters gone.

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, I’ll be there to hold Ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

Watch ND TV news hurry!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Srilankan Players got caught in drug test!
Stupid April fool!

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st April is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Some One..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – he he he……..
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Happy April Fool Day!

So Sweet is Ur SMILE???
so Sweet is Ur STYLE???
so Sweet is Ur VOICE???
so Sweet is Ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Happy April Fool Day.

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before April 1st.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C: Creating
U: Useless
T: Troubles
E: Everywhere..
Happy April Fool Day

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Don’t Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 4 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010

If u don’t mind

If u don’t feel bad

If don’t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
Happy April fool Day

Anniversary SMS

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair. Happy Wedding

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You’ve given me, Our love is true This I can see.

That special day is here again, The day we took our vows, You’re just as special to me today, As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary

if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, “do you still love me?” I’d say, “Till death do us part” Happy Anniversary.

A house is built by hands.. but a home is built by hearts ! u can live without something.. if u have someone to live for ! HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..

The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I’ll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***

Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful as the love You’ve given me, Your love makes my days so very bright, just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband)

Hoping that the love you shared seven month ago Is still as strong today as it was then Bringing you much joy, love and happiness To celebrate again. Happy Anniversary

BLISS to fill ur souls peace to fill ur spirits, joys to fill the home you’ll share these are the wishes for u with care love to fill ur hearts, as your happy married life together starts..

Marriage is that relation between man and women in which the Independence is Equal, the Dependence mutual and the Obligation Reciprocal”. Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary

We’ve had our ups and downs, This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow. Different thoughts we had About many things, But our love for each other, Had no attached strings.

I’ll always remember The day I married you, Without you my love, my beauty, I don’t know what I’d do. Your loving and thoughtful ,Just to mention two, I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.

I’m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope, I say it often enough, I want you to know it’s true, On this special occasion I want to remind you, That you are my everything And my love is true.

Your anniversary marks the day When you both said “I do.” The two of you became as one, A marriage bright and new. Now time has passed, your love is strong. You passed the early test. Your tender bond grows with passing time, Your marriage is the kind that’s best!

Anniversary Wishes SMS

We are a work in progress with a lifetime contract.
Happy Anniversary!

You don’t marry someone you can live with – you marry the person who you cannot live without you.

Married couples who love each other tell each other a thousand things without talking.

Marriage is a partnership in which each inspire the other, and brings fruition to both of you.

I wouldn’t change a thing as happiness you bring. You are my soul mate. A marriage made by fate.

There is no feeling more comforting and consoling than knowing you are right next to the one you love.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary

Our anniversary is a time to look back at the good times and a time to look ahead to live our dreams together.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives.

On this special day, best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through. Happy anniversary

The secret to having a good marriage is to understand that marriage must be total, it must be permanent and it must be equal.Happy Anniversary !

Chains do not hold a marriage together. It is threads, hundreds of tiny threads, which sew people together through the years.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year.

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through, As you make a wonderful pair.

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.Happy Anniversary

I LOVE U are words just three, which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.so this is what i want to say,live in my heart n there 4 ever stay.

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You’re just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary.

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it, Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary.

Mahashivratri SMS

Wishing you all a very happy Mahashivratri. God bless you all with lots and lots of happiness, your wishes will be accomplished

Shivratri means auspicious darkness. Devotees must spend the night of Shivaratri by chanting with full sincerity the name of Lord Shiva and seek His divine blessings

Today is the auspicious day of Lord Shiva. Celebrate it with joy of heart and help people understand the values of Lord Shiva.

May Lord Shiva shower his benign blessings on you and your family. May happiness and peace surround you with his eternal love and strength.

JAI SHIV SHANKAR BHOLENATH!!!
Bless us with the happy & peaceful life with noble wisdom. May there be peace in every home!!!

May Lord Shiva shower blessings on all and give power and strength to everyone facing difficulties in there lives.

Happy Shivaratri to all. Bhagwan Bholenath, I pray to you for all the people in this world. Please give everyone happiness, peace and lots of smiles. This is my prayer for today.

Shivratri blessings to you and your family. May the almighty Lord Shiva bless you all with good things and perfect health.

On the occasion of Mahashivratri I pray that God bless us always. I keep fast on that day and I pray that God give me what I want.
Happy Mahashivratri .