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Missing You SMS

What makes sum people dearest is not the happiness when u meet them,
but its the pain wen u MISS them

Sweetest part in life is 2 carry all d memories in life.
But.
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Toughest part is 2 say good bye
to the person who is behind those memories!!!, 🙁

The pain is not on the day of missing our dear ones.
The pain is really when u live without them
&
with their presence in your mind.

Lonesome without u,
Each n every moments.
When i am alone
I close my eyes n think of u
N thoughts of Ur love warms
Me inside n makes me smile.
miss you a lot.

There’s no Special reason for this msg,
I just wanna steal a single moment
out of Ur busy life
&
hope I can make u smile n say:
I Miss U.

What a pity! I’m not at your place!
Miles separate me from you
This night in my dreams I’ll see your face
Good night, my angel, I hope you miss me too!

If u wanna know how much i miss u,
Try to catch rain drops,
The ones u catch is how much u miss me,
And the other u miss is how much i miss.

Every time I say how are you?
my heart says, I care for you..
Every time I ask how have you been?
my heart whispers, I miss you

Every tear is a sign of brokenness,
every silence is sign of loneliness,
every smile is sign of kindness,
every sms is sign of remembrance.
Miss you always.

Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who thinking of u!
Its me.

I hide my tears when I say your name,
but the pain in my heart is still the same.
Although I Smile & Seem Carefree,
There is no one Who misses you more than ME!

Category: Miss You SMS

Miss You SMS

In school they taught me that:
1 hour = 60 min.
1 min= 60sec.
but they never told me that:
1 sec.
without U = 100 years. Miss U

A thousand things in between us..
Low Battery,
Busy Network,
No Coverage,
No Time,
Heavy Work.
But still, when the Mobile Beeps,
I think of U..

Whenever you Miss someone..
Look at The Sky..
Although you might not See the Person There..
But Feel Happy that you Two Are Under the Same Sky.

A lonely tear is set out free
I’m sitting alone for all to see;
you r far away, how can it be?
My heart cries out,” Come back to me!!”
I MISS U A LOT………………..

U May Be Busy,
U May Be Engaged
With Lots Of Works.
But U Have 1440 Minutes Per Day.
At least For 1 min
Think That A Sweet Friend Of Ur ’s
Is Waiting 4Ur SMS.
Missing u

Can u do something for me?
go to the window….look to the sky
***
can u see the stars?
can u count them ?
this is how much i miss u and even more !!!

You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind,
You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart,
and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always.

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U.
L=Love 2 C U soon.
O=Obviously,
I miss you!

I Will Wait ..
Till The Day
“I” Can Forget “You” ..
Or
The Day
You Realize
“You” Cannot Forget “Me” ..
Missing You very much.

Category: Miss You SMS

Rude Insult SMS

I’m proud that Ur my friend coz Ur
20% Perfect,
20% Attractive,
20% Great,
20% Amazing,
20% Lovable,
in short Ur 100% MAD!!

GALILEO : great mind.
EINSTEIN : genius mind.
NEWTON : extra-ordinary mind.
BILL GATES : brilliant mind.
YOU : Never mind.

Flowers dies
Stories ends
Songs fades
Memories r forgotten
All things comes 2 end
But people like u always remain 4ever
B’coz GHOSTS NEVER DIE!

Children use their thumb to suck, illiterate use their thumb as signature, but monkey uses their thumb to read SMS! Now don’t change Ur finger!

What is the similar between “Baygon -spray” & “Body-spray”? If you Use Baygon spray you will die & If you Don’t use Body spray others will

Do u know that your Smile takes 1000 People to Death ? Save The World……… So Plz start brushing regularly

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
a car is too dear and
a monkey is U dear.

A baby monkey asks his father, Father why r we so ugly? The father says to him, don’t stress my son u should see the one who is reading this!!

This is Not Fair!

How Could U Do This?

Didn’t expect This From You!

Got a whole Channel On Ur Name And Didn’t Te|L Even Me?

“Animal Planet”

T H E
P R O B A B I L I T Y

O F

S O M E O N E

W A T C H I N G
~
Y O U

I S

P R O P O T I O N A L

T O
T H E
S T U P I D I T Y

O F

UR
“A C T I O N”

Category: Insult SMS

Best Insult SMS

I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!

TWO FACTS OF LIFE FACT 1 : U cannot touch Ur lower lip with Ur tongue. FACT 2 : After reading this, 99/100 idiots like u would try it.!!

Hey! Can you do me a favor, take a pic of yourself and send it to me. I’m Playing cards and I’m missing the JOKER!!!

I’m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of “POSSESSION OF GOOD LOOKS” . I’m DOOMED, Need some ugly Monkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

I like watching you, I like to spend my time with you. But you are always surrounded by others as you are the main attraction of the ZOO!!!

Qualities a friend must have: Cute as crocodile. Smart as donkey. Active as turtle. Fit as hippo. Matured as monkey. Sincerity like dog. No doubt you are my good friend

1 day you’ll B surprised 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

u r a donkey
D = decent
o = outclass
n = nice
k = kind
e – excellent
y = young
if yes then sms me proud 2 be a DONKEY:)

Difference between fate n stupidity: If ur father is poor, then its Ur fate, if Ur father-in-law is poor,its Ur stupidity..!!

Modern
Obedient
Nice
Kindly
Excellent
Young
Hey!That’s me.
Don’t b sad even Ur name is also there, read D 1st LETTER of every word.

it is psychologically proved that all the fools & stupids, donkeys, monkeys, use their thumb to read messages. don’t change your finger now its to late !

Category: Insult SMS

Insult Texting SMS

Your face would not only stop a door, but also most clocks and a herd of charging buffalo

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You … !!
Never Think Yourself As An Ugly Person
Always Consider
Yourself A Beautiful Monkey…… =P ;->

Punctuate
The following
“i Am that stupid who is wasting time in punctuating the sentence in which sender asked me stupid”
Punctuate and resend to me

> > B A d L u C k < < I W a n t T o K i L L T h e B i g g e s t F o o L O f T h e W o r l d 'B u t' I D n t K n o w Y o u r A d d r e s s .=P;->

If someone Hurts You, Ignore it
If You can’t Ignore it, Forget it
If You can’t Forget, Laugh at it
If You can’t Laugh, You Deserve It

Y O u R
I N t E L Li G E n C E
i S
M y
c O m M o N
s E n S E . = P. . .;->

U r on a bus & U need
2 fart …
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that’s when U realize

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You’ve been listening 2
Ur i Pod !!

U Know what. . .

AM Telling u Tom
it’s
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SMELL.

In the morning I do not eat because I think of you, at noon I do not eat because I think of you, in the evening I do not eat because I think of you, at night I do not sleep because I am hungry

There an urgent meeting in the jungle! Everyone there.. lions, tigers, and ape, but the meeting cant start because the monkey is reading this text

Category: Insult SMS