SMS, Text Messages

Education Is Incomplete Without 5 B’s
B – Bikes.

B – Beers.

B – Babes.

B – Bunks And The Most Important.

B – Backlogs.

“SHEIKH” MEANS

S: Sincere
H: Hard Worker
E: Energetic
I: Inteligent
K: King Of Mind
H: Honest

PASS IT TO EVERY SHEIKH PROUD TO BE A SHEIKH

When you love
you get hurt.
When you get hurt
you hate.
When you hate
you try to forget.
When you try to forget
you start missing.
When you start missing
you fall in love again..!

description of SMS
S: salaa
M: muft da
S: siyapa
Jy na kro ty kanjoos. Jy kro ty wella…

Do u know what bhai stands for
BHAI
B.. Best
H.. Husband
A.. Among
I.. Ideals
So be the bhai of every girl

SHUT UP
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S = Surprises 4 U
H = Happiness 4 U
U = Unlimited Love 4 U
T = True Passion 4 U

U = U r Always In My Mind
P = Praying 4 U

So Again? SHUT UP

Do U know the full form of COLLEGE

C-Come
O-On
L-Lets
L-Love
E-Each
G-Girl
E-Equally

That’s why Boys go to college regularly.

Live With The 3 E’s . . .
| Energy |
| Enthusiasm |
| Empathy |
And The 3 F’s . . .
| Faith |
| Family |
| Friends |
Then U Will Feel Life In Ur Life.

Eid is the combination of 3 meaningful words

E – Embrace with open heart
I – Inspire with impressive attitude
D – Distribute pleasure to all

~Eid Mubarak~

MISSED CALL Means –

“M”Ost
“I”Nnovative
“S”Tylish
“S”Till
“E”Ffecti Ve
“D”Evice

“C”Onveying
“A”Pnapan
“L”Ove &
“L”Oneliness

Few Relations In Earth Never Die.

Want To Know What Is It?

Read Again
|F|Few.
|R|Relations.
|I|In.
|E|Earth.
|N|Never.
|D|Die.

H-Happiness of life.
O-Ocean of color
L-Language of love
I-Integration with one another.
Wishing u and ur family
“Happy colorful n safe HOLI”

The Full Form of Chocolate Brand:
KITKAT: Kiss in Time, Kiss at Time.
PERK: Perfect Emotional Romantic Kiss.
MUNCH: Meet Urgently Now for a Charming Hug!
So Think before giving chocolate to any one.

ISLAM stands for:
I = I
S = Should
L = Love
A = Always
M = Muhammad (S.A.W)

Khabi kesi se MOHABBAT mat karna
Because MOHABBAT means

M: Mot (Death)
O: Oljhan (Dilemma)
H: Harna (Losing)
A: Aanso (Tears)
B: Barbadi (Destruction)
B: Bewafayi (Dis-loyalti)
A: Andhaira (Darkness)
T: Tanhayi (Loneliness)

Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
It means? Without Information, Fighting Every time!
WIFE says: No darling,
It means :- With Idiot For Ever

These are some of the romantic countries in the world
HOLLAND
“Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies”
ITALY
“I Trust And Love You”
LIBYA
“Love Is Beautiful You Also”

What Is MOHABBAT
MOHABBAT IS
M, Mot.
O, Oljhan.
H, Harna.
A, Aansu.
B, Bewafai.
B, Barbadi.
A, Andhera.
T, Tanhai.
SO Friendship Is Always Better Than Love?

T-here’s richness in a love for life
H-ere among the valentines,
A-king and queen as man and wife:
N-ot leaning towards what lust inclines;
K-nowing well the needs of state.
Y-on regal grace alone attends,
O-n which the peace, both small and great,
U-ndone by doubt, alone depends

Funny abbrevation of some finanacial terms.
Bse = bombay se exit
Nse = nation se exit
F/o = future over
Nifty = no income for this year
Fii = fraud international i

When U miss me just say: C.L.I.C.K
C=Can’t live without u.
L=Love U.
I=I miss U.
C=Care About U.
K=Kiss from my Heart to u

In the New Year, U may get:
N- New
E-Energy
W- Workin
Y-Your
E-Efforts for
A-Amazing
R-Returns
Wish U a very eventful New Year!

“BOYS”
B: Badmasion ma sub se aagy.
O: Ollu ke tarha raat ma jagy.
Y: Yari nibhaty jaan laga ke.
S: Sharif sirf ami abu k aagy.

Alphabetic advice for you:
A B C
Avoid Boring Company..
D E F
Don’t Entertain Fools..
G H I
Go for High Ideas .
J K L M
Just Keep a friend like ME..
N O P
Never Overlook the Poor n suffering..
Q R S
Quit Reacting to Silly tales..
T U V
Tune Urself for ur Victory..
W X Y Z
We Xpect You to Zoom ahead in life

She: What do u do?
He: Phd.
She: Wow! Doctorate.
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He: No. Pizza Hut Delievery. ?

STUPID
Don’t be confused I mean to say
S: Sari zindagi
T: Tum sai
U: Umar bhar ki dosti
P: Pana chahta hon,
I: Islie
D: Duawon mai yaad rakhna

BLESSING Means:

B- Begin you day with.
L- Love in your heart.
E- Expect blessings.
S- Share goodness.
S- Shine like the sun.
I- Inspire some one.
N- Never forgot that.
G- God is with you all time.

India Me Ek Ajeeb-O-Gareeb SMS Hai,
Bolta B Hai
Chalta B Hai
Khata B Hai
Monchen Hen Us Ki
Pagri Pehnta Hai
Naam Hai Uska?
S=Sardar
M=ManMohan
S=Singh;-)

What is MATHS?
M = Mental
A = Attack
T = To
H = Healthy
S = Students..

T-Teachers R like candles,
E-Every inch they consum,
A-Are stars 4 students,
C-Cheerful and kind,
H-Helpful and fine,
E-Extra-ordinarily,
R-Ready to,
S-Shine,

A Simple “SALAM” Can Be So Sweet:

S: Sada Khush Raho

A: Abaad Raho

L: La-Zawal Urooj Dekho

A: Arzuain Puri Hon

M: Mujhe Dua Main Yaad Rakhna

So SALAM 2 ALL.

We go to school, to attend “CLASS” .
C.L.A.S.S. = Come Late And Sleep Silently.

at home, we have to “STUDY”.
S.T.U.D.Y. = Sleep, Tv, Unlimited-sms, Dota, Youtube.

in class, we’re given “HOMEWORK.”
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge.

while doing homework, we refer to “TEXTBOOK”.
TEXTBOOK = TEXTing + faceBOOK…..
Happy Study Year ! 🙂

ABBREVIATIONS Which Are Not Known To Many Of Us: COLD : Chronic Obstructive Lung Disease. JOKE : Joy Of Kids Entertainment. AIM : Ambition In Mind. DATE : Day And Time Evolution. EAT : Energy And Taste. TEA : Taste And Energy Admitted. PEN : Power Enriched In Nib. SMILE : Sweet Memories In Lip Expression. BYE : Beside You Everytime. 🙂

Beautiful But Stupid

B.COM
Basically Confidence of Mohabat

B.B.A
Beauty Broad & Active

L.L.B
Love 4 Leagal Boy

P.H.D
Perfect Healthy Dream girl..(!!<

MEANING OF M O T H E R:
M:”M Y M O M”
O:”O B L I G E”
T:”T E R R I F I C”
H:”H O N E S T”
E:”E X C E L L E N T”
R:”R E S P O N S I B L E”

s:”still”
m:”mad”
a:”always”
r:”responsible”
t:”teasing”

~?Fantastic definitions?~

School:
A place where
papa pays & son plays 😀

Life insurance:
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die rich 😉

Marriage:
its an agreement in which a man looses his bachelors degree and a women gains her masters 😉

Dictionary:
A place where success comes before work 🙂

Smile:
A curve dat can set a lot of thngs straight 🙂

Doctor:
A person who kills ur ills by pills, n kills U by bills. 😉

What is da true meaning of ‘Study’ ???
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S. Sleeping
T. Talking
U. Unlimited tafreh
D. Dreaming
Y. Yawning

I hate you..
Don’t be upset, because
“HATE” I mean
H: Hold me in your heart
A: Always be with me
T: There is no end to our love
E: Enter into my heart
So again “I hate you

The Word ‘Hello’ means
H=How R U?
E=Everything all right?
L=Like 2 hear 4rm U
L=Love 2 C U soon
O=Obviously, I mis U!

Instead of feeling inferior because someone else can do something you cannot do, concentrate on what you can do that others cannot.

Intelligence is like a river.
The deeper it is the less noise it makes!

It is attitude rather than your aptitude which determines your altitude.

It is better for us to feel bad rather than to make others feel bad.

It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for wt you are not.

It is better to forget and smile rather than remember and be sad.

It is easier to protect your feet with slippers, than to cover the earth with carpet.

It is important to follow rules rather than to make rules.

It is not what happens to you but HOW you react to it that matters.

It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, hrs to like someone,and takes a lifetime to forget someone.