SMS, Text Messages

You know who is the best couple in the world?
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Smile & tears
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Rarely , they r seen together but
When they combine it’s the best moment of ur life.

Read this slowly “lifeisnowhere”
What did u read?
Life is no where!!
Or
Life is now here!!
The Moral: Life depends on the way we look it.

A : u r active
B : u r best
C : u r cute
D : u r my dearest
E : u r excelant
F : u r alwayz first
G : u r great
Sorry cant lie till z…

Height of bad luck!
I just wantd to kiss the sweetest,
The cutest & the loveliest person on dis earth,
But wat to do,
My lips cant touch my cheeks..

Fortunate is the one
Who has learned to admire,
But not to envy.
Good wishes for a joyous navratri,
With a plenty of peace and prosperity.

Failure is simply the opportunity
To begin again,
This time more intelligently.

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…
After marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
Don’t come near me,
I hate you

Crazy days and screwed up nights,
Tons of crushes and stupid fights,
Secrets we will take to the grave,
Pictures we will forever save,
Through thicks and things,
Always true.
*friends forever, me n u*

Press down if you think you are mad,
I can’t believe u did that!
Again?
For god sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
Mental case:p

Blackmailing in recession. Employee: if you do not increase my salary, i will tell every one in office that you have increased my salary and no one else’s.

Do you know the difference between coffee shop and wine shop? Simple: coffee shop is starting point of love and wine shop is ending point of love.

Morning time a cup of hot hello,
A plate of crispy wishes,
A spoon of sweet smiles &
A slice of great success specially for u
Enjoy the day!!!!!!!!

Lawyer: what was the first thing your husband
Said to you when he woke that morning?
Witness: he said, where am I, Cathy?
Lawyer: and why did that upset you?
Witness: my name is Susan.

Tel me why r u avoiding me these days? Did i do any thing wrong?keepin touch with me atlest 1ce a week it really hurts.
Your tooth brush

Love is like a chewing gum,
It tastes only in the beginning!
But friendship is like chocolate,
It tastes till it ends!

What is business ?
Dad: i want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: no
Dad: the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.
Son: then ok.
Dad goes o Bill Gates.
Dad: i want your daughter to marry my son.
Bill gates: no
Dad: my son is the ceo of the world bank.
Bill gates: than ok
Dad goes 2 the president of the world bank.
Dad: appoint my son as the ceo of your bank.
President:no
Dad: he is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: then ok
That’s business…!!

What? Is a difference between
A kiss, a car and a monkey?
A kiss is so dear,
A car is too dear and
A monkey is u dear.

Pure friendship is like sugarcane;
You
Crush it,
Twist it,
Squeez it,
Beat it to pulp;
All that you’ll get only
“sweetness”

Q: where do you find giant snails?
A: on the ends of their fingers.
(giants’ nails.)

If you do not have a girl friend – you are missing some thing in
Your life.
If you have a girl friend – you are missing every thing in
Your life.

Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye,
I don’t worry i don’t cry, i’m just happy that cows can’t fly!

Short course to be a dermatologist:
If it is dry – add moist;
If it is moisten – add dryness.
Congratulations, now you are a dermatologist!

Salesman: this computer will
Cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: that is great,
I will take two of them:

There are no accidents…
There is only some purpose
That we haven’t yet understood.

Gal: do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: how about this card, it says ‘to the only boy i ever loved’
Gal: great! I want 10 of them.

Husband & wife are like liver and kidney.
Husband is liver & wife is kidney.
If liver fails, kidney fails.
If kidney fails, liver manages with other kidney

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But i can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So i’m sending you just 1 joke
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“you are so beautiful”

Modern paintings are like women, you will never enjoy if you try to understand them.

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need
A rough draft before the final copy.

A very old lady teacher of english
Ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: it’s the past tense of course.

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
And peace so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should i give them to him?
Doctor: they are for you!

Life is a paradox
Whatever u want,
U don’t get
Whatever u get,
U don’t enjoy
Whatever u enjoy,
Is not permanent
Whatever is permanent,
Is boring …!

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.

Thought of the day….
“a marriage is successfull
When it would be
Between
A blind wife
&
A deaf husband….” ;->

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-goodday 4 u!

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
“nothing of these, i haven’t done.”

Just like a ghost,
You’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So i’ll propose on halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
With a spooky little girl like you

When somebody who is deeply
In love with you tells that
You are
Cute, beautiful, & angelic,
I agree. That’s true,
Believe me,
I swear because love is definitely blind

Hey do u think taht u are mad…..
Then u must not press down…….
You have done that
Now the world knows………
That you are mad…..

Sometime in life,
We run so fast that we dont notice anyone running wid us,
We notice them only when we fall
&
They stop to pick us up.
They are called friends. .

Think about it:
I’m not scared of proposing a girl
But,
I’m scared abt, what wud happen if she agrees….?

No dout that
Ur sweet
Ur caring
Ur kind
Ur intelligent
Ur attractive
Ur smart
Ur daring
But improve a little bit, be like me.

What is gr8 love ?
Its wen u hide tears n still care 4 her.
Its wen she ignores u n u still love her.
Its wen she begins love someone else
N u still smile

Q: do u knw y in a couple’s photo
Man is on d right side & woman on d left?
A: coz as per balance sheet,liabilities r on d
Left side & assets on d right!

Do u know d similarity betwn dinosaurs & decent boys????
Both don’t exist… 😉