Funny Sms In English

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

Why were males created before females?
Because you always need
A rough draft before the final copy.

A very old lady teacher of english
Ask this question with the class:
When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?
One pupil answered: it’s the past tense of course.

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest
And peace so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should i give them to him?
Doctor: they are for you!

Life is a paradox
Whatever u want,
U don’t get
Whatever u get,
U don’t enjoy
Whatever u enjoy,
Is not permanent
Whatever is permanent,
Is boring …!

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
“monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service”.

Thought of the day….
“a marriage is successfull
When it would be
Between
A blind wife
&
A deaf husband….” ;->

G-get up
O-open ur eyes
O-out of ur bed
D-day has risen
M-merry life
O-old dreams cum true
R-rise$shine
N-new frnds
I-ideas of life
N-nice future
G-goodday 4 u!

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”
To satisfy his girl,
The boy reply a negative answer:
“nothing of these, i haven’t done.”

Just like a ghost,
You’ve been a-hauntin’ my dreams,
So i’ll propose on halloween.
Love is kinda crazy
With a spooky little girl like you