Wonderful Sms Of Marriage

Husbands are like fires. They go out when unattended. – zsa zsa gabor

Be presidents of each other’s fan clubs.
Tony heath

Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar. – countess of blessington

I first learned the concepts of non-violence in my marriage.

Divorce: the past tense of marriage.

What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?
George eliot

Love is no assignment for cowards.
Ovid

The most happy marriage i can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

Man at medical store: I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
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Chemist: oh! Sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

One thing you learn in a long marriage is how many sneezes to wait before saying, “bless you.” – robert brault