Funny Text SMS In Hindi

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai? Judge: How dare you call me saala? Lawyer: My Lord, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

Twinkle Twinkle little star, teri girl friend gaye bazar, us ko mil gaya MAJNO ka pyar, ab tu beth ker makhiyan maaar.

Ladkiyon ne zindagi bhar gum diye, Jitne bhi number diye sab band diye.

Aaj ke yug me sirf wahi log sharif hai, Jinke mobile me password nahi hai !!!

Naa jane kaun sa virus hai teri yaado me, Tujhko sochta hu to hang sa ho jata hu…

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi…..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

Jailer – Suna hain tum Shayar ho
Kuch sunao yaar
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Qaidi – “Gum-E-Ulfat me jo zindagi kati humari
Jis din jamanat huyi zindagi khatam tumhari”

8. Jis Hospital ke Hum Doctor hain, Humari Patni Waha ki Nurse hain Kya ajeeb julm sahna padta hain Apni hi Biwi ko Sister kehna padta h.

Mohabbat mein jab mujhey Dhoka mila, Toh zindagi me charo aur udasi cha gayi, Socha tha ki AAG laga dunga es duniya ko Par kambhakt colony mein dusri aa gayi 🙂

Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, Saare paper mein zero aaya h, Hum to yuhi chal dete h bina muh dhoye exam dene,
Aur log kehte hain, Sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.