Funny Hindi SMS

Ladki:- Hello baby, tumhari yaad aa rahi thi.. ?

Ladka:- Abhi salary nahi aayi hai meri.. ?

Ladki:- Acha chalo.. papa aa gaye, bye.. ?

Height of smiley

Boy:- Kya kal rat tum party me thi..?

Girl:- ?

Boy:- Yeh kya!!!

Girl:- Ha thi.. ??⁠⁠⁠⁠

Socho agar bhagwan RAM, Rath ki jagah NANO car me Baith kar RAWAN se ladte To rawan kya kahta…
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Chalao na NANO se baan re, Jaan le lo na R@m re.

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,
Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likhi…..
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Phoolo ka raja,
Baharo ka shahzada..
Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada
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Dil todh kar chala gaya..
KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

Student shayari:-

aasman me kali ghataa chai he, aaj fir principal se mar khai he, sab kahte he sudhar ja. Par kya kare aaj medam fir vidhya baalan banke ayi he.

Shaadi Se Agle Din Patni GusseSe Pati Se Boli.
Patni: “ Subah-Subah Mere Chehre Pe Pani Kyun Dala? ”
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Pati: “ Tere Baap Ne Kaha Tha Ke Meri Beti Phool Ki Tarah Hai, Ise Murjhane Mat Dena ?

Pappu:-
“Hey, Fruit walay Baba, give me some Potatoes
fever. .
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Fruit wala: Oo mere bhai ye ‘Potatoes Fever’ kya
hota hai?
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Pappu:-
Oo Maye Gaad, You Literacy People, Potatoes Fever
means “Aaloo Bukhara!
IIN STUDENT ?

Sir – Kaunsa Panchi sabse Tez udta hai. . . .?
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Pappu – Hathi.
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Sir – Nalayak,Tera Baap kya karta hai..?
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Papu – Chota Rajan ke Gang me shooter hai..
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Sir – Shabashhhh….
“Hathi” sahi jawab hai. ! ?