10 One Liners Funny Sms
My car horn now sounds like gunshots. People move out of the way much faster recently.
If we shouldn’t eat at night, why do they put a light in the fridge?
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
“Mom, can I play with grandpa?”
“No, you just leave him hanging until the police comes.”
What is agony?
You are a one-armed man hanging off a cliff. Suddenly your butt starts to itch.
Famous last words of a postman: What a lovely dog you have!
I had to quit my job at the helium plant. I couldn’t tolerate it anymore that people speak to me in such a voice.
My wife accused for being a transvestite
So I packed up her things and left.
It’s cleaning day today. I’ve already polished off a whole chocolate bar.
Why I don’t trust joggers? Well, they are usually the ones to find the dead bodies.