A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding
If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.
10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
2.can sleep well.
3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER
Dear January, how r February and march. April is not bad. Tell may, june and July dat august, September and October got accident in november. Urs December.
so now lets START
One day you’ll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and you’ll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.
Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & I together babes is passion so extreme!
Hey! Cutie… ..yes YOU! you’re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey…… Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!
A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
he bit, sucked, swallow,
when he was satisfied,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
REMEMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DON’T TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADDY
Men, s “F” Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT….!
Flirting SMS Messages
We’ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?
At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping. 2.3 million are falling in love. 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cute is reading this txt
want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurant
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
I heard that good looks can kill…
So, please don’t look at me
I don’t wanna see you die.!!!
What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.
I know dis is
2 much 4 u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME!!
What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much!
Behind your smile, I know there are sorrows. Behind your laughter, I know there are tears. But I want you to know that, behind you is me who always CARE for you…
Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.
This morning, an angel asked me to go to heaven with him but I refused…. there is no signal. How can I text you?
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut…
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too….
A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.
If You care for me, i care for you, You miss me, i miss you, You like me i like you, You message me, i message you. You forget me, i m sorry that where i’m different from you. i’ll kill you.
Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.
Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I’m the one u can always depend on!
Sweet fruits r nice eat, sweet words r nice say, but sweet people r really hard find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage find me.
AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous
If u drop me, I’ll break. If u hold me, I’ll shake. If u need me, I’ll hurry. If u don’t call me, I’ll worry. If u hurt me, I’ll cry. But if u leave me, I’ll die
An important element of friendship is communication, and that’s the reason why my fingers are still pressing the keys on my phone. Because I don’t want to cut the line that connects US…
If i were a tear in ur eye, i wood roll down onto ur lips,But if u were a tear in my eye,i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words…
Its too hard to loose someone
Its too heard to loose someone who is 99% cute, 98% sweet, 97% loving, 96% talented and 100% friendly, Thats me, whats a waste of life if u loose me.
If u Punch me, I don’t mind, If u Hurt me, I don’t mind, If u Use bad language me, I don’t mind, If u Insult me, I don’t mind Bcause U R MY “ATM CARD”.
I believe u so much. i trusted u so much but u told my secret to every one. Why did u told every one that i am so beautiful.
Can v do romance in the evening today? I’m in a good mood. Just a little bit of kissing and biting. Reply me soon urs lovingly, “MOSQUITO”.
I want to kill the SWEETEST, SMARTEST, CHARMING, ATTRACTIVE & GOOD LOOKING Person on earth, but then I thought my friend ….
Who’s hot… Its U, Who’s Charming… Its U, Who’s Sweetest.. Its U, Who’s Intelligent… Its U, Who’s dear & near friend… Its U, Who’s a liar.. Its me!
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath, my blood. Cant live without u, if u r not there i m dead,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Yes I cant live without u,,,, Oxygen.
Never get tired of doing little things to others,
coz sometimes those little things may mean so much to them.
That is why I wont get tired of sending my little Hi to U.
I cant help it, its not by choice,
my heart beats faster, my knees get weak,
my stomach hurts & I can hardly breathe and each & every moment feels brand new,
I just cant help it I am crazy for U!
Do I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom tonight!
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30, Love Rs.50.
But you dont worry, flirting is still free.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?
Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.
My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left…
U C Me.
a gal tells u that
she loves u
from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean
that there is
still enough space
for another boy
I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.
U = Ur friend
It’s time for me to make a wish for U.……. (wishing) ……… (wishing) ……. done ! Do u know what I asked 4? I asked God to make u happy all day long.
In life when u get troubles, don’t get nervous……just close ur eyes and follow ur HEART…… HEART may be in left….. but it always right! and loves u
Can you see me? no? Turn around, can you see me now? no? Turn again, can you see me now? I can see you because you have a special place in my heart!