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Flirt Text Sms

I heard that good looks can kill…
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So, please don’t look at me
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I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

A smile to put you on high…
A kiss to set your soul alright…
Would it be alright if
I spent tonight being loved by you?

Flirting Is Like A Game Of Chess
One Wrong Move And You Are
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Married 🙂

Be careful when a gal tells u that she loves u from the bottom of her heart. For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

Love is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted people..
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People with strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING :p

I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl

Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.

Cute Flirt:
A Girlfriend is temporary but an ex-Girlfriend is for Lifetime!

Flirt SMS

Love bears all things,
Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all,
Love endures all things.
Come we love and make things happy.

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

I always think about U.
I cant live without U.
I really need U.
I am totally mad about U.
I just wanna be with U.
I am crazy 4 U.
I wanna marry U.
I LOVE U.

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too:p

A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

Love Happens Automatically.
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Manual Working Of It
Is Called Flirting 😀

Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!

Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again..!!

My heart problem has
reached a critical stage.
That doctor says:
There r only 2 options left��
ICU
Or
U C Me.

By expecting a negative answer,
Girlfriend ask “Have u ever cheated, lie, broken promise?”

To satisfy his girl,
the boy reply a negative answer:
“Nothing of these, I haven’t done.”

Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money
they don’t generate
a lot of interest.

SMS Flirting

A – U’r Attractive
B – U’r D Best
C – U’r Cute
D – U’r Dear 2 me
E – U’r Excellent
F – U’r Funny
G – U’r Gud Looking
H – He He He
I – I’m
J – Just
K – Kidding

If you see some one without a smile, give him one of yours, because you are among a few good people who can shine others lives by just walking with him a few miles.

10 advantages of not having a “LOVER”..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don’t hav 2 bother abt missed calls..
4.Don’t hav to worry abt how u look..
5.Can eat in any restaurant..
6.No boring sms in the middle of night..
7.Can talk with all gals..
8.U won’t hear “aaw.. U r dull today”..
9.Can go anywhere with any one..
10.Don’t hav 2 listen same old crap jokes..
BONUS:- U will live a long life…….so be aware of LOVER

Dear January, how r February and march. April is not bad. Tell may, june and July dat august, September and October got accident in november. Urs December.

DO
YOU
KNOW
WHAT IS
MEANT
BY
———-MOBILE——-
M=meet
O=on
B=busy
I=in
L=life
E=every where
so now lets START

One day you’ll ask me: whats more important to you, me or your life? ill say my life and you’ll go and leave without even knowing that you are my life.

Kissing you baby is my dream.Im the strawberry & ur the cream.Handle me gently keep me real keen.U & I together babes is passion so extreme!

Hey! Cutie… ..yes YOU! you’re smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey…… Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!

A girl phoned me the other day and said…”Come on over, there’s nobody home.” I went over. Nobody was home

He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me,
he bit, sucked, swallow,
when he was satisfied,
he left,
i was hurt,
BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!

REMEMBER THESE WORDS ….
LOVE DA LADY BUT DON’T TOUCH DA BODY
YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY
IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADDY

Men, s “F” Rules FIND HER, FOLLOW HER, FLIRT HER, FRIEND HER, FINGER HER, FORCE HER, FUCK HER, FORGET HER, FIND NEXT….!

Flirting SMS Messages

We’ve known Each other 4 Quite a while now, do u think we can be more than FRNDS? Will u be my PARTNER 2 rob a BANK !?

At this moment 3.7 million are sleeping. 2.3 million are falling in love. 4.1 million are eating and only 1 cute is reading this txt 😉

want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurant
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”

I heard that good looks can kill…
.
.
.
.
So, please don’t look at me
.
.
.
.
I don’t wanna see you die.!!!

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with
“TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

Think big
Think smart
Think positive
Think beautiful
Think great
I know dis is
2 much 4 u,
so here is a shortcut
Just think about ME!!

What’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much!

Behind your smile, I know there are sorrows. Behind your laughter, I know there are tears. But I want you to know that, behind you is me who always CARE for you…

Angels r moving from door to door today dropping heavenly blessings. I prayed to God they get to your door as they just left mine.

This morning, an angel asked me to go to heaven with him but I refused…. there is no signal. How can I text you?

Think Big…
Think Positive…
Think Smart…
Think Beautiful…
Think Great…
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut…
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!

I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
I Love U
Don’t be so confused, I love other alphabets too….

A mobile is like women – Talks non-stop, costs a fortune, disturbs when u r busy and when u need them urgently they have no service.

Flirt SMS

If You care for me, i care for you, You miss me, i miss you, You like me i like you, You message me, i message you. You forget me, i m sorry that where i’m different from you. i’ll kill you.

Little keys can open big locks, simple words can express great thoughts. A text from u never fails to make me smile the whole day through.

Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I’m the one u can always depend on!

Sweet fruits r nice eat, sweet words r nice say, but sweet people r really hard find. My goodness, how the hell did u manage find me.

AM I CUTE? TEST
call, if i m cute
miss call, if i m gorgeous
Text back if i m pretty
Text a joke if i m charming
Just ignore if u r jealous