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Maha Navami Wishes

लक्ष्मी का हाथ हो,
सरस्वती का साथ हो,
गणेश का निवास हो,
और माँ दुर्गा के आशीर्वाद से
आपके जीवन में प्रकाश ही प्रकाश हो
‘ हैप्पी महानवमी ‘

रामनवमी के इस शुभ दिन पर दुर्गा माँ आपको आशीर्वाद दें,
और इस त्योहार के मौके पर आपके घर धन, यश और समृद्धि का वास हो.
शुभ महानवमी।

लाल रंग की चुनरी से सजा माँ का दरबार,
हर्षित हुआ मन, पुलकित हुआ संसार,
नन्हे नन्हे क़दमों से,
माँ आए आपके द्वार,
मुबारक हो आपको महानवमी का त्योहार।

देवी के कदम आपके घर में आयें,आप खुशहाली से नहायें,
परेशानियां आपसे आंखें चुराएं,
महानवमी की आपको शुभकामनाएं।

May this Navami brighten your day and night,
May it add colour to your life,
May it remove all the sorrows and worries from your life,
And give you the strength and patience to face every difficulty,
May it fill your life with lots of joy and well-being,
Have a great Maha Navami!

This Maha Navami, I want to thank you, for being there with me all the times,
I want to thank you for holding my hands no matter how tough it was,
I want to thank you for making it more easier for me to overcome difficulties,
And I want to thank you for loving me each and every moment,
Sending you my choicest greetings this Maha Navami

May this auspicious day bring prosperity and joy,
The atmosphere is filled with love and happiness,
Therefore, I wish you a great Maha Navami

Devi ke kadam aapke ghar me aayen, aap khushali se nahayen, pareshaniya aapse aankhen churayen, Maha Navami ki aapko shubh kamnayen… Jai Mata Di!

Lal rang ki chunari se saja Maa ka darbar, Harshit hua man, pulkit hua sansar, Nanhe nanhe kadmon se, Maa aaye aapke dwar, Mubarak ho apko Maha Navami ka tyohar.

Messages Of Invitation

Come celebrate one wonderful man
A surprise party is the elaborate plan!
So if he asks, you must tell lies
Spilling the secret would not be wise!
We’ll laugh a lot and have some fun
DAD will surely remember this one.

……. turns 10
Join us for a super-party full of fun, mischief and food.
Do bring your kiddos along to multiply the fun and frolic.

How time has flown ,we can’t believe
she’s grown!
She’s really cute, she’s grown!
so much fun.
Our baby girl is turning ONE!

Gear up for a special treat, and lots of fun and enjoyment, because I’m turning One, and you’ll be a guest of mine!

Our bundle of joy is turning 1 on (date); please be at his/her birthday to shower your blessings.

She has completed year one and celebrating her first birthday. Please be there to wish the birthday girl a very ‘happy birthday’

Our little child is turning one It is and occasion for us to have fun Your gracious presence is requested To join us at the grand celebration.

It will be an honour to have you as a part of my wedding celebration. Please be present as I will need you moral support to take such a leap of faith.

I didn’t realise how time flew, and now my daughter is turning two. Please come to her birthday party and laugh, eat, and play.

Two lovebirds are entering their fifth year of being together. As you had witnessed our union in holy matrimony, please come and celebrate the occasion of your fifth wedding anniversary.

Today my boy has reaped the fruits of his hard work and completed his degree with flying colours. I wish to invite you to his graduation party to be held next week at our beach house.

My doll knows the colours now. So bring your drawing brushes to colour and paint while my daughter’s fourth birthday we celebrate.

You all have contributed to my success, and as I expand my business and open a new office in the city, I request you all to be present at the opening party.

You have been my pillar of strength when the times were rough. Now that I have got a promotion, I want to share my success with you and make you a part of my celebration. It will be an honour to see you at the Royal Phantom clubhouse Sunday evening.

A wonderful couple has shared fifty long years with each other. I would love to celebrate this momentous journey of theirs, as they complete a golden jubilee of marriage. As a blessed son, I would like to invite you to the anniversary party of my Mom and Dad on their very special day.

Life without a goal is like a lamp without light. As I have reached my goal of becoming a doctor, I wish to invite you to this celebration of my success and share my happiness.

I am what I am because of my parents. Their love gave life to me, and as they celebrate thirty years of togetherness, I want to thank them for everything. Request your presence at their anniversary party.

My happiness knows no bounds as my daughter has decided to marry a wonderful man. Request you to gift us with your presence on my girl’s Big Day.

After three long years abroad, my brother is coming home next week. I have missed him and so have you; so come and celebrate his homecoming in red and blue.

She likes to read, and he likes to golf, but soon they will play with a little doll. On the occasion of my daughter-in-law’s baby shower, I want you to bless the would-be-mother.

Messages For Husband and Wife

Zindagi me apke aane se har mukaam mila hai hum ko,
Lagta hai jese kismat ka jaam mila hai hum ko,
Bhar diya apne hamari zindagi ko pyar se itna
Lagta hai jese khuda se ki dua ka anjaam mil hai hum ko.

Mera aaj mera kal aap ho,
Meri hathon ki mehndi, hathon ki lakeer aap ho,
Har pal bas apka hi rehta hai khayal hamko
Kuch itna dil ke kareeb aap ho.

Sab mil gaya apko paa kar,
Hamara har gham mit gaya apko paa kar,
Sawar gai hai zindagi hamari har lamhe ke sath
Apko apni zindgi ka hissa bana kar.

Hamari zindagi mein aaker apne sajai hai zindagi hamari,
Kar ke bepanha pyar har chahat puri karai hai hamari,
Zindagi mein jo jo mili thi khushiya apke aane se
Apni mohabbat se har pal apne badai hai wo khushiya hamari.

Sawar gaya har pal hamara,
Sawar gaya har kal hamara,
Apko pa kar sawar gai hai zindgi
Jab se hame mila apka sahara..

Hamari zindagi hamari saans ban gaye ho tum,
Khubsurat mohabbat ka ehsaas ban gaye ho tum,
Hame jarurt hai saansu se jada tumhari
Kyoki hamrai zindagi ka ek hissa khas ban gaye ho tum.

Kabul ho gai har dua hamari,
Mil jo gai hame chahat tumhari,
Ab nhi chahat hai dil hamare ko koi
Jab se mil gai hai isse mohabbat tumhari.

Jo chaha tha khwabon mein wo mila humko,
Khuda se na koi shikayat na gila hai humko,
Na hi koi or khwaish hai ab hamari
Jab se paa liya hamne hai tumko.

Biwi: Mere Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Tumhein Begair Dekhy Shaadi Kr li.
Shohar: Or Meri Shrafat Dekho,
Main ny Dekh Kr Bhi Inkar Nahi Keya.

BV: Tum to kehte thay k Shaadi k baad b mujhe bohat pyar karo ge
Sohar: To Mujhe kya pata tha k tumhari shaadi mujh se hi ho jaye gi..!!

Kesi ny aik Shadi shuda Shakhs sy Pucha:
Ap Shadi sy pehle Keya krty thy?
Us ki ankhon mein ansu aagy or bola: Jo mera dil krta tha.

Wife drinking WHISKEY,
asked”Tum kaun ho?”
Husband-“Pagal ho gayi ho kya? Apne husband ko bhool gayi?
“Wife:”Nasha har gum bhula deta hai “Bhaisaab”..!!

WIFE: Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota?”
HUSBAND: Nahi, Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha.

Biwi: Khana kha lia tum ny?
Shohar: Khana kha lia tum ny?
Biwi: Btao na
Shohar: Btao na
Biwi: Meri naqal?
Shohr: Meri naqal?
Bv: I Love u
Shohr: Han kha lia

Husband Ke Birthday Par Wife Ne
Puchha – Kya Gift Du?
Husband :- Tum Mujhe Pyar Karo, Izzat Karo Aur Hamesha Mera Kehna Maano.
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Wife:- ( Kuchh Der Sochne Ke Baad )
Nahi Nahi Main To GIFT Hi Dungi.

Dost: Biwi sy leraai khatam hoe?
2nd Dost: Ha Ghutne taik k Mere Pass aie thi
1st Dost: Yay hoe na mardo wali bat,
Us ne Ghutne taik k kya kaha?
2nd Dost: Yay he k
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BED k Niche se nikal aao kuch nae kahungi

A Man Gifted His wife a Diamond Necklace For their Anniversary
and his Wife Didn’t speak to him f0r 6 Months..
Why…..??
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Yahi to Deal thi.:-p

Husband and Wife Messages

Wife: Btao Tmhe Main Kitni Achchi Lagti Hoon
Husband : Bahut Zyada
Wife : Phir Bhi Kitni
Husbnd : Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Tumhari Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aaun.

Patni-Me tumhare sapno me ati hoon
Pati-Nahi
Patni-Kyon nahi ?
Pati-Kyonki me hanuman chalisa padkar sota hoon

1 Aadmi Bus Driver se: Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho?
BUS Driver: 24 Ghante.
Aadmi Herat Se: Wo Kese?
BUS Driver:12 Ghante Is BUS Me.
12 Ghante B.V K “BUS”Me.

Biwi: Aapki Blue Shirt Mujh Se Jal Gayi
Husband : Mere Paas Waisi Ek Aur Shirt Hai
Patni: Pata Hai,
Maine Usme Se Kapda Kaat Ke Pehle Wale Me Laga Diya Hai….

Husband ne paan khareed kr wife ko khanay k liye dia
Wife: Ap ne apne liye Q nhi liya?
Husband: main to waisay b khamosh reh sakta hoon

Husband to wife: Hypnotize karna kya hota hai ?
Wife: kisi ko apne qaabu me kar k apni marzi k kam karwana .
Husband: chal jhooti usay to shadi kehte hain

Wife: Main ne suna hai ke jannat main mardon ko hooren milen gi,
tou aurton ko kya milay ga?
Husband: Kuch naheen, yeh offer sirf mazloomon ke liye hai,

Zinda rha to tumhara hi sath nibhaoun ga.
“DOST”
Bhool jaun To samjh lena k
Bhabi mil gyi hai.

Wife: Mai aapse baat nai karungi
Husband: OK
Wife: Kiya tum reason nai suna chahte?
Husband: nai me tumhare faisle ke izzat kerta hu

Shadi se pehly yeh dua ke the ke acha pakany wali milay
Galti ho gayi khana mention kerna bhol gaya

After 15 years of marriage a wife asked her husband to describe her.
He looked at her slowly and then said: “A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K”.
“What does that mean?” she asked.
“Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Fashionable, Gorgeous, and Hot”
he replied. She smiled happily and then asked, “What about I-
J-K?”
He replied, “I’m Just Kidding!” .. Men will be men

Never underestimate the power of 3 things:
1. Wife angry for a reason.
2. Wife angry without reason.
3. Wife about to get angry and looking for a reason!

If only in A Dream,
Let Us Join ToGETHer,
To Hold Each Other TiGhtly
And Bask In Our Love…
I Love YOu

Wife: “I look fat. Can u give me a compliment?”
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Husband: “u have perfect eyesight.”

It is said that Husband is the head of D family,
But
Remember that wife is D Neck of D family.
& the Neck can turn the Head exactly D way she wants.

Tonight i”m going to sleep earlier
b”coz i want to see u in my dream very early.
Love you my beloved wife..

Husband and Wife Text Sms

Rulana Har Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Hasana Kisi Kisi Ko Aata Hai, Rula Ke Jo Mana Le Wo Sacha Yaar Hai,
Aur Jo Rula Ke Khud Bhi Ansu Bahaye, Wo Hi Apka asli Sacha Pyaar Hai.

Parchayi Aapki Humare Dil Mein Hai, Yaade Aapki Humari Aankhon Mein Hai,
Kaise Bhulaye Hum Aapko, Pyaar Aapka Humari Saanson Mein Hai.

Aksar Jab Iraadon Mein Chot Lag Jati Hai, Uske Baad Na Jane Kyu Neend Nahi Aati Hai,
Ye Accha Khayal Hai Zindagi Jeene Ka, Zindagi Jaha Se Khatam Hui Nayi Suruwat Ho Jati Hai.

Dil Mere Seene Se Chura Raha Hai Koi, Dur Hokar Bhi Yaad Aa Raha Hai Koi,
Ae Khuda Mujhe Usse Ek Bar Mila De, Intezar Mere Liye Kar Raha Hai koi.

Fiza Mein Mahekti Ek Sham Ho Tum, Sagar Mein Chalakta Ek Jaam Ho Tum,
Seene Mein Liye Firta Hoon Yaad Tumhari, Meri Zindagi Ka Dosra Naam Ho Tum.

Jo Rehte Hai Dil Mein Wo Juda Nahi Hote, Kuch Ehsaas Lafzo Se Bayan Nahi Hote,
Ek Hasrat Hai Aapko Manane Ki, Par Aap Itne Ache Ho Ki Khafa Nahi Hote.

Khud Ko Khud Ki Khabar Na Lage, Koi Accha Bhi Iss Kadar Na Lage,
Aap Ko Dekha Hai Bas Uss Nazar Se, Jis Nazar Se Aap Ko Nazar Na Lage.

Pyaar Se Pyari Koi Majboori Nahi Hoti, Kami Apno Ki Kabhi Poori Nahi Hoti,
Dilo’n Ka Alag Hona Ek Alag Baat Hai, Nazron Se Door Hona Koi Doori Nahi Hoti.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

Wife: I saw in my dream that you were buying a diamond ring for me.
Husband: I saw your dad paying the bill.

When a woman says “What?”, it’s not because she didn’t hear you.
She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.

If U don’t like ur Husband, why don’t u just leave him & go ??
Answer from wife:
I don’t like doing anything that will make him Happy..

Ur smile is important 2 make ur day success, smile in work, success is urs…..

It doesn’t matter how long I should wait for you because my love is eternal, I will be always there for you, I love you.