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A little kid asks his Dad,
“Daddy, how much does
it cost to get married?”
“No idea,” replied the Father,
“I’m still paying for it…”

Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussion
with your future wife,
always try to get the
last two words in: “Yes dear”

Some people ask the secret
of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant
two times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choice
from the menu,
And
then look at neighborhood
table n wish you”d ordered that…

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

First marriage is the triumph of
imagination over intelligence.
Second marriage is the
triumph of hope over experience

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage –
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.
To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)”

Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding .

A Couple Before Marriage
“MAD” For Each Other …
After Marriage
“MADE” For Each Other …
And
A Few Years Later
“MAD” Because Of Each Other…

”MARRIAGE”
Is Nature’s Way
Of Preventing
”PEOPLE”
From Fighting With
”STRANGERS” … ;->

Don’t Marry The Person ,
You Want To Live With…
Marry The One ,
You Cannot Live Without…
But
Remember
Whatever You Do,
You Will Regret It Later… ;->

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”

A person who surrenders when he’s WRONG,
is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE,
is WISE.
A person who surrenders even if he’s RIGHT,
is a MARRIED MAN!

Why Government do NOT
allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
Because per Constitution,
you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE
for the same Mistake.

Man at medical store:I need poison
Chemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: Oh! sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.
Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when I married you.
She replied, Yes dear, I know
but I was in love and didn’t notice

Man : Is there any way for long life?
Doctor : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Doctor : No, but the thought of long life will never come.

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,
if suicide is better or being murdered

When a man holds a woman’s hand
before marriage, it is love;
after marriage it is self-defense

Friends r like STREET LIGHTS along d road.They dont make d distance any shorter,but they LIGHT UP d path and make d walk worthwhile

FRIENDS r the BEST part of our LIVES….And the BEST VITAMIN for making FRIENDS is VITAMIN B1…THANKS for “B”eing”1

Friendship between us iz tha same relation between a soul and its body. And here im ur soul. Wherever u go i wil b with u; whenever u get hurt i wil feel tha same; whatever u do i wil help u in it. Hence, by our parturition we ar together; and ‘INSHA ALLAH’ we wil b together by our demise.

Friendship cannot grow like a tree ,but they grow in their mind.so if you know that you have a friend, then promote your friendship through mind to shw that you realy trust your friend. I trust you man

Friendship does not need everyday conversation,
Does not always need togetherness,
If the relation is in the heart,
A true friend never goes apart

Friendship doubles our joy and divides our grief

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

FRIENDSHIP is a bonding of to HEARTS ready to give, to share, to understand. It only reminds that life is not perfect without…
TRUE FRIENDS!

Friendship is a book with only 1 copy published
U r 1 of the Best books ever written
A Masterpiece
Worth Reading a Million times
To be Kept Forever

The moment eternal – just that and no more
When ecstasy’s utmost we clutch at the core
While cheeks burn, arms open, eyes shut, and lips meet!

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“do a one thing?”
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oh ho
“On Lips dear”
“I kiss You”

If loving’ was against the law,
and kissing’ was a crime,
i would gladly spend my life with u,
in prison doing’ time.

A Kiss is a :
Noun:It is common & proper.
Pronoun:”She” stands for it.
Verb:It is active & passive:
Adverb:Makes an explanation.
Conjunction:It brings together & connects.
Intergetion:It shows a sudden strong feeling.
Proposition:It has an object.

Dear customer!your kiss balance is getting low!!
Please get somebody and recharge ur balance now!
u have 2 free kiss,
and 3minutes hug
& will be expired on 1st April 2010.

U r sweeter than honey.
purer than milk.
softer than flower.
since i have u as my lover,
come to me near,
i”ll kiss ur lips without fear.
u”ll say, having u is treasure & be with me for ever.

loving you can only be compared to the sand of an ocean,
missing you with the warmth of your skin,
baby to me you mean the world,
i can”t stand without ur thing,
talk without ur lips!!!!So come and kiss me

no stars 2 wish,
no moon 2 lite
and no flowers to smell,
just a loneliness
1 waiting 4 ur hot kisses is saying good nite??

Kiss is a boot camp,
of doing something sweet and tasted,
that at the end it can drive you to the next step
that can build a generation to generation until l generation

Will you love me in December as you do in May,
Will you love me in the good old fashioned way?
When my hair has all turned gray,
Will you kiss me then and say,
That you love me in December as you do in May?”

My eyes are eager to see you,
my ears are eager to listen you,
my lips are eager to kiss you,
and my dreams in night are eager to welcome you.

cut a fish in a dish,
if you love me
give me a KISS
if you not
you are selfish.

Son: The girl of our neighbors
don’t understand English.
Father: How do you know?
Son: I said to her “Give Me Sweet Kiss”
and she slapped me.

“Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let”s kiss afresh, as when we first begun.”

Kissing is best practice for lips. It keeps the lips
wet
soft
flexible
and
reddish pink
so always keep kissing
to
sweet children s only plz…

Did You Know That !!
– A Passionate Kiss Uses Up 6.4 Calories Per Minute
– During A Kiss, As Many As 278 Colonies Of Bacteria Are Exchanged…

Excellent Saying :
” The Best Things In Life
Can Never Be Kept,
They Must Be Given Away.
A Smile , A Kiss , & Love ”

There are Tulips in my garden,
there are Tulips in the park,
but nothing is more be beautiful
than our two lips meeting in the dark!

Five Benefits of Kissing?
1.Change taste.
2.Burn Calories.
3.Lips never go dry.
4.Relieve stress.
5.Make face muscles strong.
So keep Kissing?.

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When I Give U a Message,,
May Be U Smile :->
But When U Give Me a Message,,
I Kiss My Mobile!!

The fluffy cloud may kiss the sky,
the rose may kiss the butterfly,
the morning due may kiss the grass
but you my friend may kiss my lips!!

If u read,u owe me a HUG,
if u delete,u Owe me a kiss,
if u save,u owe me a DATE,
if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All,
but if u ignore, U r MINE! So what will U do?

a sweet &loving person like u
needs no message….
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JUST A
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KISS!
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she: all my life i have been saving my kisses for a men like you.
he:- So you are ready to lose the savings of life time.

I pressed my lips to yours, my love,
To taste your kiss so sweet
You held me for a minute, love,
And that moment so soon did fleet

Kiss on the stomach = I’m ready
Kiss on the Forehead = I hope we’re together forever
Kiss on the Ear = Your my everything
Kiss on the Cheek = You look so beautiful

Do you ask me only a kiss ?
Do you know what it means for me?
Everything. With a kiss you give me
the hell and the heaven, the smile and
the tears, the courage and the fear…
..a kiss means to be still us.

Do u know that why does most
men like to kiss on women lips?
b’coz it is d best & most
beautiful way to shut the
woman’s mouth at least for
some seconds.

Give me one kiss to go to sleep.
Give me two kisses to dream.
Give me an endless row of kisses to,
when I wake up in the morning, think of you
as the last kiss I never forget it.