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Keep your Christmas-heart open all the year round.

Let us keep Christmas beautiful without a thought of greed,
That it might live forevermore to fill our every need,
That it shall not be just a day, but last a lifetime through,
The miracle of Christmastime that brings God close to you.

Lets welcome the year
Which is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blessful New year.
Merry X-mas

Love came down at Christmas;
Love all lovely, love divine;
Love was born at Christmas,
Stars and angels gave the sign.

Love is what’s in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen.

Many banks have a new kind of Christmas club in operation.
The new club helps you save money to pay for last year’s gifts.

May all the sweet magic
Of Christmas conspire
To gladden your hearts
And fill every desire.

May da good times nd treasures of tha present
Become da golden memories of tomorrow.
Wish u lots of lov, joy nd happiness.
MARRY CHRISTMAS

May Peace be your gift at Christmas and your blessing all year through!

May the closeness of friends and the comfort of home, renew your spirits this Christmas

In this Christmas,
In the daytime if sun shin so shall Ur expectation come true,
At night when moon comes out so shall U receive blesses,
Then if rain fall so shall it going to carry all ur problem away from U!
Happy Christmas!!!

Instead of being a time of unusual behavior,
Christmas is perhaps the only time in the year
When people can obey their natural impulses and
Express their true sentiments without feeling self-conscious and,
Perhaps, foolish. Christmas, in short, is about the only chance a man has to be himself. – Francis C. Farley

Isn’t it funny that at Christmas,
Something in you gets so lonely for – I don’t know what exactly,
But it’s something that you don’t mind so much not having at other times. – Kate l. Bosher

It hearts when heart breaks
It breaks whn luv leavez
Ur life just freezez
It gives invisible brusises
Ur feelings get shaterred

It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.

It is d month of Cakes n Candles,
Snow n Songs,
Carols n Joys,
Laughter n Love,
Its DECEMBER..
Wishing you a Blessed Month of Christmas!!

It was always said of him,
That he knew how to keep Christmas well,
If any man alive possessed the knowledge.
May that be truly said of us, and all of us! And so,
As Tiny Tim observed, God Bless Us, Every One!

Jingle bells
Jingle bells
What fun it is to
Wish our friends
A very happy merry christmas.

Joy resounds in the hearts of those
Who believe in the miracle of Christmas!
Wishing you all the peace, joy, and love
Of the season! Season’s Greetings!

Joy was on Christ,
Love was on mas,
So let all of this found u anywhere u are this lovely season.
Merry x mas and happy new year

I love Christmas. I receive a lot of Wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.

I love the Christmas-tide, and yet,
I notice this, each year I live;
I always like the gifts I get,
But how I love the gifts I give!

I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable ”
I wish U Enjoyable ”
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
Thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

I wish U Lovely X-mas
I wish U Favorable
I wish U Enjoyable
U shall not Lack in this X-mas
Thy Lord shall provide to U!
Merry X-Mas.

I wish we could put up some of the Christmas spirit in jars and open a jar of it every month.

If one night a big fat man jumps in at your window
Grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry
I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.

If there is no joyous way to give a festive gift, give love away.

If tonight, a big fat man jumps in at your window,
Grabs you and puts you in a sack don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for CHRISTMAS.HAPPY CHRISTMAS!

In the old days,
It was not called the Holiday Season;
The Christians called it ‘Christmas’ and
Went to church; the Jews called it ‘Hanukkah’ and
Went to synagogue; the atheists
Went to parties and drank.
People passing each other on the street would
Say ‘Merry Christmas!’
Or ‘Happy Hanukkah!’
Or (to the atheists) ‘Look out for the wall!’

Good friends are like software.
They enter ur life;
Scan ur problems;
Edit ur tensions;
Download ur solutions;
Delete ur worries
And
Save u in their heart!

Teacher: johny, how do you spell “crocodile”?
Johnny: “k-r-o-k-o-d-a-i-l”
Teacher: no, that’s wrong
Johnny: maybe it’s wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!

He who smiles in a crisis has someone to blame

A man got 2 wishes from god. He asked for the best wine and best woman.
Next moment, he had the best wine and mother teresa next to him.
Moral of the story: be specific

After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife,
You know, I was a fool when i married you.
She replied, yes dear, I know
But I was in love and didn’t notice.

It’s a girls world
If a girl laughs loudly she is cheerful,
If boy laughs loudly he’s mannerless!
If girl talks sweetly she is charming,
If boy talks sweetly he’s flirt,
If girl is silent, she’s feeling sad,
If a boy is silent, he’s being rude
If girls walk in a group it’s a group,
If a boy walk in a group it’s gang!

Man at medical store:i need poison
Chemist: i can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate
.
.
.
Chemist: oh! Sorry,
I didn’t knew u had a prescription.

Husband:u will never succeed
In making that dog obey u!
Wife: nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.

Girl: when we get married,
I want to share all your worries,
Troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: it’s very kind of you,
Darling, but i don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: well, that is because we aren’t married yet.

A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table.
The wife asked,”Anything new at work?
He replied, “No, I am teaching history.”

Last night was my fault,
My wife asked,
“what’s on the tv?”
And ….. I said, “dust!”

A man was telling his neighbor,
“i just bought a new hearing aid.
It cost me four thousand dollars,
But it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
“really,” answered the neighbor .
“what kind is it?”
Man:“twelve thirty.”

You’re like
my asthma, you take my breath away.
Like dandruff; i can’t get you off my head.
Like my car, you drive me crazy.
Like dentures, i can’t smile without you.

Women live a better, longer & peaceful life..!!
Why? Very simple…
A woman does not have a wife..!!!

Exams are there,
At the paper u stare;
The answer is nowhere,
Which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
The grades r not fair,
But just like the past 20 yrs,
We don’t care !!

A man phones a mental hospital
And asks the receptionist
If there is anybody in room 27 ?
She goes and checks,
And comes back to the phone,
Telling him that the room is empty
“good”� says the man.
“that means i must have really escaped.”

Math and girls both are complicated
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But math at least has logic….