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Love is being stupid together

B4 i met my husband, i would nvr fallen in love. I would stepped in it a few times.

Love is blind, marriage is the eye opener.

Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely.

One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.

Close ur eyes ….,relax ur body…. And stop breathing as long as u can…now breath…i miss u as much as u missed the air….

Never sign a valentine with your own name.

Don’t forget. I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy…asking him to love her.

I love making friends…. It’s people i can’t stand.

My most brilliant achievement was my ability 2 b able to persuade my wife 2 marry me

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Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

V smile at whom v like,
V cry for whom v care,
V laugh with whom we enjoy,
And v become angry with whom we feel is our own…
That’s friendship…
That’s love…

If 100 moments of happiness u have 1 of them is the result of my prayers if four eyes r watching u with love 2 of them r my eyes if no 1 cares u then it means that i,m not in this world

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated fleas do it. Let’s do it, let’s fall in love.

To be in love is merely to be in a state of perpetual anesthesia – to mistake an ordinary young woman for a goddess.

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A man falls in love through his eyez, a woman through her earz.

Love is like any other luxury. You have no right to it unless you can afford it.

To meet & depart is the way of life,
But to depart & meet is the hope of life.
We meet to create memories,but we depart to preserve it….

Love ceases to be a pleasure, when it ceases to be a secret.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another

The smallest word is i, the sweetest word is love and the dearest person in the world is you. Thats why i love you 🙂

Love doesn’t make the world go round,
Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.

There’s a certain part of the contented majority who love anybody who is worth a billion dollars.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or i had smallpox.

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It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.

In my life i learned how 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but i couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop remembering u

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.

I love him
Oh yes i do
He’s for me and not for you
So if be chance you take my place
I’ll take my fist and break your face!

Love is the gross exaggeration of the difference between one person & everyone else.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman!

Love lasteth as long as the money endureth.

1 thing i know 4 sure is dat, out of all things we give & receive; the gift of love is the 1 dat keeps humans alive…so being in love is good for your health!

Roses aer red,red is blood,blood for heart,heart for you,you for me

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If u open my heart, guess what you are gonna see? It’s you. True loves are hard to find so i kept you

No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn’t take the first pill that comes along.

Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I’m afraid it did.

You call it madness, but i call it love.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I’m not a jealous person. I’m just a girl that would love, to punch every girl in the face, that gives u a second look.

Forget love – i’d rather fall in chocolate!

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.

Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.

Wat the world really needz is more love and less paper work

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