SMS, Text Messages

At this moment,
3.7 Millions are sleeping,
2.3 Millions are falling in Love,
4.1 Million are eating
&
Only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS…

I was looking out the windows thinking about the person I care most and the person that came into my mind
is you so just want to wish you…
Good Night!

If you feel
Little bored,
Little sick,
Little lost,
Little sad,
You know whats wrong?
Your suffering from lack of Vitamin Me!
Good Night!

In this lovely night,
I pray to the blue moon to protect you through the night,
the wind to blow away your stress and the twinkle stars to guide you the way,
Sweet Dreams Good Night!

You are the reason why I have sleepless nights.
You are the reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight.
And you are the reason I can’t sleep without saying Good Night!

When an angel came to me,
He asked: “What is your wish for tonight?”
I said “Please take care of the person who’s reading this message.”
Good Night!

Take a deep breath,
Stand near the window,
Look at the sky,
There will be two stars twinkling brightly,
You know what they are?
They are my eyes always taking care of you…
Good Night!

Being your friend is my gift,
Missing you is my bad luck,
Disturbing you with SMS is my way of thinking you,
But keeping our friendship is my aim!
Good Night!

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight,
Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight…
But don’t make it a habit because I’m not free every night.
Good Night!

When daylight turns to a darkened hue,
The lovely stars hinting at you.
Your heartbeat tells you something true,
That someone is terribly missing you.
Good Night!

“Be pleasant until ten o’clock in the morning And the rest of the day will take care of itself”

“I always write ‘Wake Up’ on my To-Do-List So I can at least accomplish one thing a day”

“The only thing preventing me from smashing My alarm clock this morning is the fact That its my cellphone”

“There is no hope for a civilization Which starts each day To the sound of an alarm clock”

“A new day, a new sun makes us to have a new run Come out of your dreams and see the beautiful world outside its waiting for you as the new day has begun ”

“Every morning with you leaves me jumping for joy Instead of the tedious of the mornings before you Life is now filled with love and energy Enjoy your day!”

“May you begin this day with a smile on your face and with happiness in your soul Good Morning & Have a nice day ahead”

“The alarm clock went off and I got up Before I could think of anything else You were already knocking at the door to my heart”

“A night hug and kiss warms the heart A morning kiss and a good morning To start your day brightens the day Good morning, I love you!”

“Each morning we are born again What we do today is what matters most”

“Sun is happy, Moon is angry. Why? Because; Moon is missing you and Sun is wishing you, a special Good morning. Have a wonderful day.”

“A new morning is like starting to write on a new copy in school days. We can make the beautiful handwriting and make the best out of it. So get up and make the day memorable”

“You are the light of my world, the music in my heart and the first thought of my day . Good Morning My Dear”

“Opportunities are like sunrises. If you wait too long, you miss them”

“you have a cute yawn on your face, a cup of coffee in your hands. All that remains is a good morning message from me. Have a great morning”

“Count your good deeds every morning And fill your mind with positive thoughts That is secret to being happy And inspired all day long”

“Never underestimate the power of your thoughts Wake up, think, improvise And taste the fruit of success”

“Happiness is a gift to those who think Good thoughts early morning So wake up and lets welcome this day With love and a sweet smile”

“Your morning hugs are the key to a secret safe Where I store all my happy memories Good morning”

“My morning coffee is useless If I do not have it while looking At the most handsome man in the whole world YOU Good morning”

“Relations are insurance policies against loneliness. They need to be renewed with regular premium paid with communication, feelings, love and care. Good Morning!”

“Night has gone and the moon, too. Sun is shinning and the sky is blue. Time to open your beautiful eyes; And accept my Good Morning message to you!”

“Cleanse your heart daily with forgiveness. Avoid jealousy to keep yourself nourished always. Sprinkle yourself with love, it is the sweetest perfume. Wear a smile to give your face a perfect glow. Life is Beautiful. Good Morning : Have A Nice Day”

“Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t. GOOD MORNING!! :-))”

“Life is like A NoteBook 2Pages Are Already Written By GOD 1st Page is Birth Last Page is Death Centre Pages Are Empty Fill them with Smile & Love. Good morning”

“A Morning is a wonderful blessing, either Cloudy or Sunny. It stands for hope, giving us another start of what we call Life. Gud Morning & Have a nice day.”

“Any Day Will not Be Complete Without Doing A Great And Heroic Deed, A Perfect Line Of Every Good Samaritan Who Lives The Word Of God. Good Morning!”

“The First Cock Has Crowed. The First Bird Has Sung. The Milkman Has Delivered The Days Newspaper Has Arrived. Isnt It Time You Got Out Of Bed.”

“Hurry Out Of Bed. The New Day Is Waiting For You! May You Have A Truly Wonderful Time.”

“Morning is an important time of day, because how you spend your morning can often tell you what kind of day you are going to have.”

लड़की के साथ पहली चैट में लौंडा इतने सावधानी से जबाब देता है की जैसे किसी माइनस मार्किंग वाले क्वेश्चन पेपर का जबाब दे रहा हो।

लड़के की,
आवाज में आई कमी या तेजी को सुनकर आप
.
अंदाजा लगा,
सकते है कि फोन गर्लफ्रेंड का आया है या दोस्त का…|

कुछ लड़किया तो पिंक कलर के पीछे इतनी पागल होती है
कि
.
.
.
गाल पिंक करवाने के लिए अक्सर मम्मी का थप्पड़
भी खा लेती है।

रिश्तेदार- और बेटा क्या चल रहा है?
Me – बस अंकल लाईट आते ही पानी चलाना पड़ता है और टंकी भरते ही बंद करना पड़ता है ;-D
3 महीने से यही चल रहा है

she-tumhe kasi gf chahiye?
Me-goodnight riffil k jasi.!!.
she-mtlb ???
Me-push kro or khush rho

बहन, एक-दो सीधे मुंह वाली भी फोटुएं डाल दो. क्या है कि कहीं मर-मरा जाओ तो लाश की शिनाख्त कराने में थोड़ी आसानी रहेगी.

लौंडे पैजामे और चप्पल में ही दोस्त की,
शादी में शामिल होने का साहस रखते हैं,
और लड़कियाँ ब्रेकअप करने भी मेकअप के,
समंदर में नहाकर पहुँचती हैं..

# अच्छे‬ दिन तो तब आयेंगे….
जब ‪# पर्दे‬ पर ‪ शादी‬ का scene आने पर नीचे
.
‪ DON‬’T ‪# TRY_THIS_IN_YOUR_LIFE‬’ की चेतावनी आयेगी..!

टीचर -बच्चों ऐसा कोई प्रश्न जिसका उत्तर न मिल रहा हो

एक बकचोद बच्चा- वो गोली का नाम नही मिल रहा है जिसको drink में मिला के सावधान इण्डिया और क्राइम पेट्रोल में लड़की बेहोश करते है।

डॉक्टर-कल रात को क्या खाया था..??

लड़का-बर्गर, पिज़्ज़ा और कोक..

डॉक्टर-देखो ये फेसबुक नही है सच बताओ…

लड़का- जी लौकी….