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Saying divorce is normal is like saying polio is normal, so let’s just focus all our resources
On building a better iron lung – not spend money to develop a vaccine.
Diane sollee

Marriage is one of the few institutions that allow a man to do as his wife pleases.” – milton berle

A man will pay $2.00 for a $1.00 item he wants. A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00 item she does not want!

All those “and they lived happily ever after” fairy tale endings need to be
Changed to “and they began the very hard work of making their marriages happy.”
Linda miles

He who finds a wife finds what is good.

My wife and i took out life insurance policies on each other — so now it’s just a waiting game.

Marriage is not a noun; it’s a verb. It isn’t something you get. It’s something you do. It’s the way you love your partner every day.”

I was burned out from exhaustion, buried in the hail, poisoned in the bushes,
Blown out on the trail; hunted like a crocodile, ravaged in the corn,
“come in,” she said, “i’ll give ya shelter from the storm.”

We are told that people stay in love because of chemistry, or because they remain intrigued with each other, because of many kindnesses, because of luck. But part of it has got to be forgiveness and gratefulness.” – ellen goodman

Married love between man and woman is bigger than oaths guarded by right of nature.”

Then marriage may be said to be past in all quietnesse, when the wife is blind, and the husband deafe. – thomas heywood, “dialogues”

Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness. – virginie des rieux, epigrams

An old man who marries a young wife grows younger – but she grows older.” – folk saying

A man without a wife is like a vase without flowers. – african proverb

Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl. – stephen leacock, literary lapses, 1910

When people tell me they’ve learned from experience, i tell them the trick is
To learn from other people’s experience.
Warren buffett

I think a man and a woman should choose each other for life, for the
Simple reason that a long life with all its accidents is barely enough time for
A man and a woman to understand each other and. . . To understand – is to love.”

It’s easy to understand love at first sight, but how do we explain love after two people have been looking at each other for years?

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age – once you learn to keep a cork in it. – gene perret

If you didn’t want to be improved, you shouldn’t have gotten married.
Nancy (mrs scott) stanley

Here’s to my bride: she knows everything about me, yet loves me just the same.

Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he were a woman. – joseph joubert

Can you imagine a world without men? No crime and lots of happy, fat women.

I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.” – rita rudner

One of the first things a relationship therapist learns is that couples argue to burn up energy that could be used for something else. In fact, arguments often serve the purpose of using up energy, so that the couple do not have to take the courageous, creative leap into an unknown they fear. Arguing serves the function of being a zone of familiarity into which you can retreat when you are afraid of making a creative breakthrough.

My wife has a split personality, and I hate both of them.

The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.

We must respect the other fellow’s religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.

There is nothing more admirable than two people who see eye-to-eye
Keeping house as man and wife, confounding their enemies, and delighting
Their friends.

There was this man who muttered a few words in the church and found himself married. A year later he muttered something in his sleep and found himself divorced.

A happy marriage is the union of two good forgivers. – ruth bell graham

After a few years of marriage, a man can look right at a woman without seeing her – and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. – helen rowland

May the joys you share today, be the beginning of a lifetime of great happiness and fulfillment

We don’t love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.” – jacques maritain

Ram: “my wife has the worst memory”.
Shyam: “does she forget everything?”
Ram: “no, she remembers everything”.

To keep the fire burning brightly there’s one easy rule: keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart-about a finger’s breadth-for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.”

We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years. – nick faldo

May ur heart be happy & ur days be bright.
May ur roads be smooth & ur burdens be light…
May u find the dreams & touch the stars & never forget how special u r.
God bless u….

What a happy and holy fashion it is that those who love one another should rest on the same pillow. – nathaniel hawthorne

Feminists are ok, i just wouldn’t want my sister to marry one.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, tolerance and tenacity. The order varies for any given year. – paul sweeney

Thus dante’s motto over inferno applies with equal force to marriage: “ye who enter here leave all hope behind.” – emma goldman,

Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. – st. Jerome, attack on jovinian

Love requires a willingness to die; marriage, a willingness to live. – mignon mclaughlin, the second neurotic’s notebook, 1966

A thing of beauty is a joy forever. Here’s to you, my beautiful bride.

The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife.

The first duty of love is to listen.
Paul tillich

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.

It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being. – benjamin disraeli