Lovely Sms For Boss Day


I would be a billionaire if I was looking to be a selfish boss. That’s not me.

If a train station is where the train stops, what’s a workstation?

If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be meetings.

If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

If you think your boss is stupid, remember: you wouldn’t have a job if he was any smarter.

I’ve been promoted to middle management. I never thought I’d sink so low.

I’ve met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

Management by objective works – if you know the objectives. Ninety percent of the time you don’t.

Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life.

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