Marriage Text SMS

A Tiger was giving wedding party to his friends..
A Cat came there and danced.
Tiger asked who r u ?
Cat said: I was also a Tiger before my marriage…….

Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boy
an Art 4 a lover
an Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man

One day a man inserted
an ‘advertisement’ in the
local classifieds: “Wife wanted”.
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So, This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay…
Happy Married life dear.

2 keep ur marriage brimming
With love in the marriage cup,
Whenever you r wrong, admit it,
Whenever you’re right, shut up.

Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship.
Duffer man + intelligent girl=Love.
Intelligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.
Duffer man+ duffer girl= Love marriage

Philosophy Of Life :
” At The Beginning Of Married Life, Every Girl Treats Her Husband As god,
Later On Somehow That Alphabets Got Reversed . . !

Women Marry Because They Believe That He Will Change One Day . . . . .
Men Marry Because They Believe That She Will Never Change . . . .
Both Are Mistaken

When you Look At Me
When you look at me my heart melts
Your eyes smile and twinkle with love
With just a look you say I love you

At a health forum, speaker asked: What food causes the most suffering for years after eating it?
After a long silence, an old man replied Wedding Cake! Of course!