Plates use it. Trees loose it. Dad persuses it. Fire chews it. What is it?
See the solution
More Entries
- When set loose I fly away,Never so cursed As when I go astray [see_solution] A fart
- What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? [see_solution] A Stegosaurus on roll
- What do you get when you are on fire and you're dirty? [see_solution] A hot mess!
- Why is the letter "B" like a hot fire? [see_solution] Because it makes oil, boil.
- What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? [see_solution] "Holy smoke!"
- Draw, fire, or fill me; I'm still empty. What am I? [see_solution] A blank.
- I was carried into a dark room, and set on fire. I wept, and then my head was cut off. What am I? [
- Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters? [see_solution] They are always dropping their needles.
- What does a statistician use to measure the weight of trees? [see_solution] The log scale.
- What has roots that nobody sees and is taller than trees. Up up it goes and yet it never grows. What