Valentines Day Riddles

What did one pickle say to the other?
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What did the chocolate syrup say to the ice cream?
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What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
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What did one light bulb say to the other?
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What did the boy owl say to the girl owl on Valentine’s Day?
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What did the pencil say to the paper?
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Did you hear about the nearsighted porcupine?
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What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day?
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What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
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What did the cholcolate syrup say to the ice cream?
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Why is Valentine’s Day the best day for a celebration?
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Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day?
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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine’s Day?
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If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
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What is a ram’s favorite song on February 14th?
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Why did the banana go out with the prune?
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What did one snake say to the other snake?
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What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine’s Day?
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What did the boy bird say to the girl bird on Valentine’s Day?
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