What did the fly say when he landed on the book?
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What did the boy centipede say to the girl centipede?
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What did one skunk say to the other?
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What did one pig say to the other pig?
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What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?
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What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty?
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What can you serve but never eat?
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What can you do with old bowling balls?
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To whom did Paul Revere give his handkerchief?
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The alphabet goes from A to Z. What goes from Z to A?
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In a certain city there is a corner with four stores. One is a bakery, one a candy store, one a drugstore, and one a bookstore.
Outside the drugstore is a policeman. Why is the policeman called Oscar?
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If you cross a telephone and a pair of scissors, what do you get?
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If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get?
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If Washington’s wife went to Washington while Washington’s washerwoman washed Washington’s woolies, how many W’s are there in all?
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If cheese comes on top of a hamburger, what comes after cheese?
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
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How many letters are there in the alphabet?
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How does a witch tell time?
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How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?
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How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot?
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