What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey?
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- What do vampires put on their Christmas turkey? [see_solution] Grave-y.
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- Why are vampires tough to get along with? [see_solution] Because they can be a pain in the neck!
- What song do vampires hate? [see_solution] "You are my sunshine!"
- What do vampires sing on New Year's Eve? [see_solution] Auld Fang Syne!
- Why did the vampires cancel the baseball game? [see_solution] Because they couldn't find their bats
- Why was Count Dracula glad to help young vampires? [see_solution] He liked to see new blood in the b
- Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? [see_solution] To hatchet!
- What does a turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving? [see_solution] Nothing; they are already stuffed