Leisure time is that five or six hours when you sleep at night.

– George Allen, Sr.

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

You’re the guy that’ll be sneaking out of your bedroom at three o’clock in the morning to look at your bike.

– Paul Teutul, Sr., American Chopper, “Billy Joel”

Insanity is often the logic of an accurate mind overtasked.
– Oliver W. Holmes, Sr.

You can hire logic, in the shape of a lawyer, to prove anything that you want to prove.
– Oliver Wendell Holmes, Sr.

If you’re in a bad situation, don’t worry it’ll change. If you’re in a good situation, don’t worry it’ll change.
– John A. Simone, Sr.