Homer Simpson

The answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

– Homer Simpson

To alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.
– Homer Simpson

To Alcohol The Cause Of And solution To All Of Life 's Problems

Roads are just a suggestion, like pants.
– Homer Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.
– Homer Simpson

To alcohol, the cause and solution to all of life’s problems.
– Homer Simpson

Remember as far as anyone knows, we’re a nice normal family.
– Homer Simpson

Don’t worry boy, it’s a controlled burn. I don’t know the chemical reaction, but fire made it good.
– Homer Simpson

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is never try.
– Homer Simpson

I like my beer cold…my TV loud…and my homosexuals flaming.
– Homer Simpson