April Fool SMS - Page 3

Even the gods love jokes.

Every fool finds a greater one to admire them.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

Foolproof systems to not take into account the ingenuity of fools.

Fools build houses, and wise men buy them.

For fools rush in where angels fear to tread.

Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, And i’ll forgive Thy great big one on me.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

God made a daylight n is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n is called Moon,
God made a U and is
Called Cartoon !!!

Hain’t we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain’t that a big enough majority in any town? – Mark Twain

A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.

Ah, well, I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God’s fool, and all His work must be contemplated with respect.

All ways keep your LOVER’S photo in your purse. Whenever you are in big trouble see the photo. You will feel that No other problem bigger than this…

April 1. This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four.

April fool, n. The March fool with another month added to his folly.

Build a system that even a fool can use, and only a fool will want to use it.

Controversy equalizes fools and wise men…and the fools know it.

Don’t approach a goat from the front, a horse from the back, or a fool from any side.

Don’t give cherries to pigs or advice to fools.

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – hehehe
I – I’m
J – JOKING

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool, usually has his suspicions.

A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.

A fool may be known by six things: anger without cause; speech without profit;
Change without progress; inquiry without object; putting trust in a stranger; and
Mistaking foes for friends.

A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees.

A man always blames the woman who fools him. In the same way he blames the door he walks into in the dark.

A mother takes twenty years to make a man of her boy, and another woman makes a fool of him in twenty minutes.

A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke – and that the joke is oneself.

A spoon does not know the taste of soup, nor a learned fool the taste of wisdom.

Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise.

Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.

Wise people are foolish if they cannot adapt to foolish people.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.

You don’t have to fool all the people all of the time; you just have to fool enough to get elected.

You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm.

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

When March goes on forever, And Aprils twice as long, Who gives a damn if spring has come, As long as winters gone.

In your life, when you wake up & don’t see any one, then come to me, I’ll be there to hold Ur hand & take you to the EYE SPECIALIST

This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !… Now read it without the word cat.

Watch ND TV news hurry!!!
India is selected for super 8 because Srilankan Players got caught in drug test!
Stupid April fool!

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know Whose???
Your Own Stupid!!!

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st April is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

Some One..
Misses U..
Needs U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO …

A – U r Attractive
B – U r the Best
C – U r Cute
D – U r Dear 2 Me
E – U r Excellent
F – U r Funny
G – U r Good-Looking
H – he he he……..
I – I’m
J – JOKING
Happy April Fool Day!

So Sweet is Ur SMILE???
so Sweet is Ur STYLE???
so Sweet is Ur VOICE???
so Sweet is Ur EYE?????
see …….how Sweetly I LIE.
Happy April Fool Day!

When things go wrong
When sadness fills your heart
When tears flow in your eyes
Always remember 3 things
1) I am with you
2) You have money
3) Bar is open, Lets go.
Happy April Fool Day.

Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excellent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.

U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROTHER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) good looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before April 1st.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
C: Creating
U: Useless
T: Troubles
E: Everywhere..
Happy April Fool Day

Am Going To U.S.A.
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.
Don’t Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
?
?
?
After 4 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2010

If u don’t mind

If u don’t feel bad

If don’t hesitate

Please……

give me a

K

ki

kis

kiss

kiss……

kissan jam bottle
Happy April fool Day