Pretend like it’s the weekend, … We could pretend it all the time.
– Jack Johnson
- One of my friends went on a murder weekend… now he is doing life for it. – Jack Dee
- It’s Friday!!!! Oh Yes!!!!! This is the best way to prepare for the weekend…. Get Set Ready Go!!!! Enjoy your weekend !!! Have a blast!!!!! Have a rollicking weekend!!!!! & Don’t forget to share with friends……
- If you go parachuting, and your parachute doesn’t open, and you friends are all watching you fall, I think a funny gag would be to pretend you were swimming. – Jack Handy
- We’ve got everything we need right here, and everything we need is enough. – Jack Johnson
- “To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.” – Jacques Derrida
- We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. – Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
- I pretend I don’t like you on the outside, but on the inside I melt every time I see your smile.
- It’s hard to pretend to be friends with someone special when every time you look at that person, all you see is everything you want to have.
- The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend. – Chuck Palahniuk
- We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be. – Anonymous