If you suck on a tit the movie gets an R rating. If you hack the tit off with an axe it will be PG.
– Jack Nicholson
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- I don’t think many people have a very good understanding of leisure and the importance it plays in our lives. – Jack Nicholson
- Played tennis for years. But you can’t improve at tennis after you’re 50. You get to be in your 40s, and suddenly you’re a doubles player. – Jack Nicholson
- My favorite traditional Christmas movie that I like to watch is All Quiet on the Western Front. It’s just not December without that movie in my house. – Tom Hanks
- Hack fiction exploits curiosity without really satisfying it or making connections between it and anything else in the world. – Vincent Canby
- A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. – Hazel Nicholson
- The corruption of the American soul is consumerism. – Ben Nicholson
- At 40, every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell. – Unknown
- Every operating system out there is about equal… We all suck. – Brian Valentine
- Do you know why grandchildren are always so full of energy? They suck it out of their grandparents. – Gene Perret
- Some days should come with a warning label: Today is going to suck, so bring alcohol. – Unknown