I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.
– Rita Rudner
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- Man I want my children to spend their weekends with? – Rita Rudner
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- I know I want to have children while my parents are still young enough to take care of them. – Rita Rudner
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- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner