Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours
Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
– Erma Bombeck
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- By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost
- By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost
- By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost
- By working faithfully eight hours a day, you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day. – Robert Frost