Every television show you go
Every television show you go on is a choice.
– Joan Rivers
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- Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television. – Joan Rivers
- I get butterflies before I go out to say hello at a party. – Joan Rivers
- “Show me a person who has never made a mistake and I’ll show you someone who has never achieved much.” – Joan Collins
- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers
- Looking fifty is great… if you’re sixty. – Joan Rivers
- This whole thing about reality television to me is really indicative of America saying we’re not satisfied just watching television, we want to star in our own TV shows. We want you to discover us and put us in your own TV show, and we want television to be about us, finally. – Steven Spielberg
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
- Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress. – Joan Rivers
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
- If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers