Thank God we’re living in
Thank God we’re living in a country where the sky’s the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
– Joan Rivers
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- Every television show you go on is a choice. – Joan Rivers
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- Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you. – Joan Rivers
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- Boy George is all England needs – another queen who can’t dress. – Joan Rivers
- My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on. – Joan Rivers
- If God wanted us to bend over he’d put diamonds on the floor. – Joan Rivers