In the evenings I studied chemistry at the University of Chicago, the weekends I helped in the family store.
– Jack Stein berger
The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
– Chuck Palahniuk
Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
– Casey Stengel
Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
– Marilyn Savant
Everyone agrees the level of surfing here this weekend was the highest they’ve seen. It was insane.
– Alex Gray
The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.
– Jean Rhys
If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
– Jimmy Swaggart
Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
– Edgar Watson Howe
Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
– Bill Watterson
Even up here on Vancouver on the weekends, I go work out in a studio space.
– Dule Hill
One of my friends went on a murder weekend… now he is doing life for it.
– Jack Dee
A weekend update correction last week all 29 stories we reported were.
– Kevin Nealon
Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.
– S.A. Sachs
Pretend like it’s the weekend, … We could pretend it all the time.
– Jack Johnson
Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around.
– Robert Parker
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
– Woody Allen
I’ve been thinking Hobbes On a weekend? Well, it wasn’t on purpose.
– Calvin & Hobbes
Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
– Anthony Burgess
Man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
– Rita Rudner
To Attila the Hun’s cavalry as “weekend warriors”.
– Russell Baker