Weekends Quotes - Page 3

In the evenings I studied chemistry at the University of Chicago, the weekends I helped in the family store.
– Jack Stein berger

The only reason why we ask other people how their weekend was is so we can tell them about our own weekend.
– Chuck Palahniuk

Old timers, weekends, and airplane landings are alike. If you can walk away from them, they’re successful.
– Casey Stengel

Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
– Marilyn Savant

Everyone agrees the level of surfing here this weekend was the highest they’ve seen. It was insane.
– Alex Gray

The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still.
– Jean Rhys

If I do not return to the pulpit this weekend, millions of people will go to hell.
– Jimmy Swaggart

Living up to ideals is like doing everyday work with your Sunday clothes on.
– Edgar Watson Howe

Weekends don’t count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
– Bill Watterson

Even up here on Vancouver on the weekends, I go work out in a studio space.
– Dule Hill

One of my friends went on a murder weekend… now he is doing life for it.
– Jack Dee

A weekend update correction last week all 29 stories we reported were.
– Kevin Nealon

Weekends don’t pay as well as weekdays but at least there’s football.
– S.A. Sachs

Pretend like it’s the weekend, … We could pretend it all the time.
– Jack Johnson

Joan organizes our social life, and on weekends I follow her around.
– Robert Parker

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
– Woody Allen

I’ve been thinking Hobbes On a weekend? Well, it wasn’t on purpose.
– Calvin & Hobbes

Life is a wretched gray Saturday, but it has to be lived through.
– Anthony Burgess

Man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
– Rita Rudner

To Attila the Hun’s cavalry as “weekend warriors”.
– Russell Baker