Vacation Quotes - Page 3

Vacation, I go there in my mind. Especially when I’m at work, getting paid for it.?
? Jarod Kintz

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.
– Camille Paglia

When people went on vacation, they shed their home skins, thought they could be a new person.
– Aimee Friedman

A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.
– Robert Orben

Take me to Happy Birthday Land. It’s open 364 days of the year, and the one day of the year it’s closed for cleaning happens to be my birthday.
– Jarod Kintz

Laughter is an instant vacation.
– Milton Berle

I want to go to Martha’s Vineyard. I have an aunt named Martha. And an uncle by that name. Neither one is related to me.
– Jarod Kintz

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you’ve been taking.
– Earl Wilson

No man needs a vacation so much as the man who has just had one.
– Elbert Hubbard

Unemployment insurance is a pre-paid vacation for freeloaders.
– Ronald Reagan

The only problem with politicians taking two week vacations every year is it’s about 50 weeks too short.?
– Jarod Kintz

It is not more vacation we need – it is more vocation.
– Eleanor Roosevelt