Teenagers Quotes - Page 5

Losers make promises they often break. Winners make commitments they always keep.
– Denis Waitley

There’s nothing wrong with the younger generation that becoming taxpayers won’t cure.
– Dan Bennett

Adolescence is perhaps nature’s way of preparing parents to welcome the empty nest.
– Karen Savage

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
– Laurence J. Peter

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
– Dave Barry

Don’t cry when the sun is gone, because the tears won’t let you see the stars.
– Violeta Parra

Teenagers complain there’s nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
– Bob Phillips

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
– Charlie Brown

God brings men into deep waters, not to drown them, but to cleanse them.
– John Aughey

Chaperons don’t enforce morality; they force immorality to be discreet.
– Judith Martin

I’m holding a teardrop for a friend Until his heartache and misery end.
– Jaesse Tyler

No yesterdays are ever wasted for those who give themselves to today.
– Brendan Francis

It’s not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
– Roy Disney

If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
– Al Bernstein

You flew off with the wings of my heart and left me flightless.
– Stelle Atwater

You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
– Dave Barry

You left, and my heart is a ceaseless sermon of loneliness.
– Jaesse Tyler

Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.
– Erma Bombeck

Small children disturb your sleep, big children your life.
– Yiddish Proverb

At fourteen you don’t need sickness or death for tragedy.
– Jessamyn West