T-Shirt Quotes and Sayings

The fact that no one understands you, doesn’t make you an artist.

Some call it stalking I call it love. Why do I end up liking the guy I can only think of. I was uncool before being uncool was cool! Get like you? naw Get like me. I called your boyfriend g*y…and then he hit me with his purse. When I said “I’d hit that” I meant with my car. Go buy yourself a life on e- bay. Few women admit their ages a few men act theirs.

I saw this shirt in the store and I though it was cool it was only 10 dollars and when I got down to the middle of reading it I realized it had nothing to say but if it got people to look at my shirt I would buy it anyways, so now I got you reading my long shirt while i’m standing still but you’ve taken up to much of my time so bye.

Don’t talk to me when i’m talking to myself

Lets play carpenter first we’ll get hammered and then i’ll nail you…

Don’t blame me, I was born Awesome!

Congratz, by reading this shirt you wasted 6 seconds of your life. I hope you’re happy.

I’m not bossy… I just have better ideas.

Lets save time and just assume I know everything

I’m not a bad girl…I’m a good girl with ATTITUDE !! It’s better to loose a Lover then to love a Loser! If Nothing lasts forever… Can I be your Nothing?

SORRY OFFICER I THOUGHT YOU WANTED A RACE.

I’m not perfect, but parts of me are pretty awesome! Give me chocolate and nobody gets hurt. You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely. Imagine your life without me… Miserable huh?

Take my advice,I don’t use it anyway.

I am a bomb technician, if you see me running, try and keep up!

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

Aahhaa…got you staring at my t-shirt!!

Don’t kiss behind the garden gate- love is blind but the neighbors ain’t!!

It is better to let everyone think you are stupid, then to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

You spend your whole life thinking your on the right track, only to find out your on the wrong train.

Does your face hurt? Cause it’s killing me!