Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers - Page 5

A good cigar is as great a comfort to a man as a good cry to a woman.
– E.G. Bulwer Lytton

I have made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigar at a time..
– Mark Twain

I’d rather kiss a mad cow on the muzzle than a smoker on the mouth.
– Paul Carvel

The best way to stop smoking is to just stop no ifs, ands or butts.
– Edith Zittler

The man who smokes, thinks like a sage and acts like a Samaritan!
– Edward George

To smoke or not to smoke: I can make of either a life work.
– Mignon McLaughlin

Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times.
– Mark Twain

A cigar has “…a fire at one end and a fool at the other.”
– Horace Greely

Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.
– Woody Allen

Carrie: Smoking is the only thing that keeps me balanced.
– Jessica Parker

Smoking is one of the leading causes of all statistics.
– Liza Minnelli

A woman is only a woman, but a good cigar is a smoke.
– Rudyard

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then I shall not go.
– Mark Twain

Much smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
– George D. Prentice

The only ‘safer’ cigarette is your last one.
– Duane Alan Hahn

Coffee and tobacco are complete repose.
– Turkish Proverb

It is easier to stay out than get out.
– Mark Twain

Cigars are no safe alternative act.
– Edward J. Markey

The German woman does not smoke!
– Nazi slogan

He hasn’t one redeeming vice.
– Oscar Wilde