Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers - Page 4

To smoke a cigar through a mouthpiece is equivalent to kissing a lady through a respirator.
– Proverb

A cigarette is the only consumer product which when used as directed kills its consumer.
– Dr. Gro Harlem

It has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain when awake.
– Mark Twain

If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
– Douglas Adams

Am I self righteous? Why not? It’s not like I can count on you to be righteous for me.
– Henry Rollins

Tobacco and alcohol, delicious fathers of abiding friendships and fertile reveries.
– Luis Buñuel

Perfection is such a nuisance that I often regret having cured myself of using tobacco.
– Emile Zola

The believing we do something when we do nothing is the first illusion of tobacco.
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

It is now proven, beyond a doubt, that smoking is a leading cause of statistics.
– Fletcher Knebel

Adolf Hitler’s life style is simple. He never drinks alcohol and does not smoke.
– Heinrich Hoffmann

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I’d make love to it, then I’d smoke it.
– George Burns

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.
– George Burns

To see what is right, and not do it, is want of courage, or of principle.
– Confucius

For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.
– Jay Leno

Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
– Brooke Shields

Take your life back from the tobacco companies. They don’t own you anymore.
– Duane Alan Hahn

Little tube of mighty power, Charmer of an idle hour, Object of my warm desire.
– Isaac Hawkins Browne

If we lose the battle against tobacco, we will lose the war against cancer.
– John Arradondo

There’s a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have.
– Trey Parker

Smoke your pipe and be silent; there’s only wind and smoke in the world.
– Irish Proverb