Smoking Quotes, Sayings about smokers - Page 3

You own yourself, so if you want to do something that destroys yourself, go ahead. Just don’t harm others when you do.
– Jim Goebel

I don’t smoke anymore, except on National No Smoking Day as a protest against those who want to control our lives.
– John Richard

If you resolve to give up smoking, drinking and loving, you don’t actually live longer; it just seems longer.
– Clement Freud

Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man’s enjoyment of his cigar.
– Mark Twain

You know, it’s cigarettes that killed Jerry Garcia. Everyone thinks it’s heroin, but it wasn’t. It was cigarettes.
– John Mellencamp

But when I don’t smoke I scarcely feel as if I’m living. I don’t feel as if I’m living unless I’m killing myself.
– Russell Hoban

To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I’ve done it a thousand times.
– Mark Twain

I am sure there are many things better than a good cigar, but right now, I can’t think of what they might be.
– Richard Carleton

On CBS Radio the news of death, reportedly from lung cancer, was followed by a cigarette commercial.
– Alexander Kendrick

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven’t had time for tobacco since.
– Arturo Toscanini

I have known many persons who turned their gold into smoke, but you are the first to turn smoke into gold.
– Sir Walter Raleigh

A nonsmoker is forced to find food, but for a smoker breakfast can be a cigarette and a cup of bad coffee.
– Brock Fiant

A good cigar is like a beautiful chick with a great body who also knows the American League box scores.
– Mash Proverb

When are people going to realize that breathing in smoke from anything that burns is not a good idea?
– Duane Alan Hahn

And to kill time while awaiting death, I smoke slender cigarettes thumbing my nose to the gods.
– Jules Laforgue

I don’t know why I did it, I don’t know why I enjoyed it, and I don’t know why I’ll do it again.
– Bart Simpson

Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said “CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.”
– Dave Barry

Watching the smoke dance out of a cigarette is like watching a girl dance out of her dress.
– D.H. Mondfleur

People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them… Well, it’s killing me!
– Wendy Liebman

I’ve been smoking nearly 50 years now. I just don’t feel safe breathing anything I can’t see!
– Dave Beard